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name the things you fucking hate and cant understand why everyone goes on and on about them, i will get the ball rolling

radiohead
withnail and i
the doors

all 3 are pretentious student bollocks, not even fucking arty, the first 2 are public schoolboys wet dreams and the other thinks he is the king of the fucking lizards.

cunts.

nivarna

To Kill a Mockingbird

I don't see it, really. All the characters are wholly one dimensional with one exception and the moral message is so blindingly obviously it's painful to read.

And we had to 'study' it in English which is a sure-fire way to ruin any book.

*Nirvana. Get it right.

who do you think you are.

has there ever been a more cuntish start to a programme?

I hate the way they stroll up to the camera looking quizzical, it makes me want to smash the telly up. David Mitchell has disappointed me, his relentless march towards TV ubiquity and therefore an inevitable public backlash continues apace. Shame as he is so funny.


I couldnt give a fuck that smack head off Big Brother's grandad knew Dreyfuss, or that Chris Moyles is (unsurprisingly) related to a load of micks who lived in a ditch. Its worth watching just to get the blood pressure up though. There hasnt been a good one since Vic Reeves and his humdrum but eccentric family

Graham Fucking Norton, arrogant, no talent wanker I just despise for no reason.

Seems to be famous just because he is gay.

and the last one from me

Love-forever changes, oh fuck off and learn some melodies you sixties twats.

Borat
Jeremy Clarkson
Pink Floyd
Morrissey
Big Brother
Russell Brand
Oh, and The Mighty Boosh

Grrr

The obsession the kids have with the film/book Twilight.
Michael McIntyre
The Killers

Well I love Withnail & I and To Kill a Mockingbird.  The first time I read the book I was studying for GCSE (like just about everyone else) and didn't think too much of it.  Then I re-read it years later in my 20s and was blown away.  One dimensional?  I think we must all see different things.

Little Britain
The Young Ones
Russel Brand
Jionathan Ross
The Office
Friends
Anything starring Jim Carrey except the Trueman Show
The Rolling Stones
Tamla Motown
McDonalds


I'm sure there will be others

Definatly go with Friends....also Eastenders and Corry....utter wank.

The Merlin pub.  Plastic, characterless drinking shed.

Definitely!! It is so annoying these gay blokes can play up to some stereotype and that gets them fame.

Seems that people like a gay man who is uber camp and makes jokes about gay sex constantly. Non-camp gay guys don't seem to get on TV, but they are out there. Is this something to do with a lot of people not liking the fact gay guys could act and look similar to straight guys?



Also definitely agree with Clarkson, Friends and Mighty Boosh. All massively overated. Infact they all annoy me.  >:(

Bristol City.  :soapy tit wank:

Hahahaha :D

The Inbetweeners

Predictable and immature tosh.

I think the inbetweeners is funny. I like it. However some people seem to think its better than it is. Possibly cos there aren't any other really good comedies on TV right now. At least Peep Show has a new series out soon. They're doing a series 3 of Gavin and Stacey too.

The Smiths.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVQfJcN0Tqw

Take that - such talentless cunts.
ITV - Almost everything on this channel is shit except the occasional football game.

Clique websites

Whats a clique website? You mean a website like this right?

Lord of the Rings
Global Warming

But I like predictable and immature humour. :) Probably because I'm predictable and immature myself.

It's probably one of the only shows on television that I actually laugh out loud to.

Which they do their utmost to turn to shit but bollox commentators and even worse studio experts.

I obviously take issue with item no 3

Big Brother
Rap
Gordon Brown
Jonathan Ross

Tom Cruise
Keira Knightley
Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt
Eminem
Morrisey
Seinfeld
Woody Allen

Replies to threads like this which just consist of lists. At least make a vague effort at providing some potentially interesting background to your dislike, just listing out several items is well lazy and boring to everybody.

Better? :)

london.shit hole,is too big and has a smell that lingers like fast food.yuk!
star trek.utter shit,being firced to endure the show as a kid turned me against it.i dont get it and find it boring as fuck.
dr who.see above
jordan and andre.cunts of the highest order who make me sick.their kids are fucking ugly too

People that say  'Meh'

Meh.

The City of Liverpool - In my experience I found it to be a horrible place.

The Fast Show
Muse
Ricky Gervais (Stand Up)
Sacha Baron Cohen (Sp?)

Borat - Not funny, stopped watching after 20 mins. Awful, awful film. But everyone loves it.
Jeremy Clarkson - A cunt who everyone bums just because he shouts loudly about stuff
Pink Floyd - Shit & overrated. Another brick in the wall? Another bullet in the head more like
Morrissey - A warbling cunt
Big Brother - Rubbish, sitting in your living room watching a show about people in their living room?
Russell Brand - An unfunny cunt with a face I just want to smack.
The Mighty Boosh - More accurately; Noel Fielding. Hate the unfunny long-haired twat.
Flammable Ben - for making me explain my hatred and dislike and making me feel like a kid who's been told off by a teacher :D

I'd agree with Muse.

I saw them at a festival once and they were clearly good at what they were doing but it just didn't do anything for me.

Out of interest how long ago was that Rich?

I was never a huge fan but in the past decade it’s really improved on all fronts.

My list:

Kurt Cuntbaine – As Roy Walker would say he was good but he wasn’t great.  He’s not the messiah, he’s not a musical genius he was a charismatic junkie that a sound to the mainstream and was successful.  Deservedly successful but just don’t make him out to be a musical genius.  CUNTS

The Office – Great and hugely funny series but some people make it out to be the defining moment of comedy gold plus anyone that quotes from it or does that fucking dance needs their anus ripping round to their gootch.

Adam Sandler – Not remotely funny in a puerile or slapstick way.

Apple enthusiasts – Go into any Apple store and you will see a breed of people not all nerds that frequent the premises to simply “hang out”.  Now I had an iPhone and iPod and understand the delights of the Apple Mac.  I even appreciate the quality of Apple accessories but I cannot fathom what soul would ever want to simply hang out there.  I mean what the fuck do you look after an hour?

I've seen Muse on one of their tours. You've gotta say their songs are good musically but imo its hard to connect with the songs cos its not clear what hes singing about (altho you could say the same for other bands inc Nirvana and Oasis). Also, the pompus operatic style of Muse isn't always that likeable.

The city of bath. Insanely expensive, it all looks the same and full of tourists looking at some green water and a church

I went to Bath last week for the first time in ages.

Twas more of a dump than I remembered I must admit.

I gave you a song...is that not enough...you need more??!  A song!  A song!  And yet he wants more.  fB is very demanding at times. :cry:

Muse are great, one of the best bands in the world live.

Michael Jackson-Done fuck all in the last ten years since his bad publicity for possible kiddie fiddling, then dies. Suddenly he is a hero and media God. Every day a paper, the tv or radio will still remind us of his death. Doing my nut in!

Surely that's your fault for visiting him ?

He had it coming.

AMEN BROTHER DAVE!!
Oh and anything to do with Wizards, goblins etc
so any crappy Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, world of warcraft shite

Oh and can I add Jack Wills to this list??? horrid preppy megaly overpriced clothing

Cricket. Go on, fucking shoot me.

Bang, bang

You ought to be a better shot than that.

Fat face - it used to be a little known surfy shop, now the only people who can afford to buy clothes from there are fat forty year olds
Lads that wear their jeans halfway down their legs exposing their grundies - its a shite look and you'll regret it when you see photos in a few years
Franz ferdinand - shite
Blur - always were shite and they still are, and I'm really not interested in Alex the bass players opinions on farming
Richard Hammond - he fucking loves himself - what is it with those beads?
Chris Moyles, utter utter utter CUNT

Fully agree with Chris Moyles.  I have never known anyone with so little to say who likes the the sound of their own voice so much. If there is a more annoying cunt on any form of media (with such high listening figures and hype) I would like to know about it. In his early days everything he did was a blatent rip off of Chris Evans. I then swithced off.
Chris Moyles - utter cunt..and quite frankly anyone who thinks hes is funny, is simple.

Agreed, Moyles is a fucking twat with a capital C

eugh totally agree Moyles is an oaf

Moyles is one of very few daytime djs who is genuinely funny. The only others were Mark and Lard. Have you heard some of the alternatives? All local DJs are incredibly boring and play terrible music and radio 2 is painfully dull. By the way Jimmy_onions I would bet everything I own I'm more intelligent than you and I think "hes is funny" [sic].

I dont disagree that local radio djs are almost without exception dismal, (Heart for example should be shut down with immediate effect on the basis of it being utter vacuous drivel), however, I still maintain Molyes is the biggest cunt. Mostly down to his high opinion of himself.

"I would bet everything I own I'm more intelligent than you..."
That's quite a statement. Are we going to have a 'mine's bigger than yours' competition?

woooahh hold on everyone, the title is sacred cows, you know things that everyone is always harping on about how fucking amazing they are, something that no one ever speaks ill wind of. Now we all know Moyles is a cunt he is a hardly a sacred cow is he? Take That? not exactly revered are they?

So how about this one

The Clash.
Bag of shit with a cunt of a public school singer who sang as one of the people over stolen reggae and dub basslines.

Peter Kay. Worshipped by many for his unoriginal observational humour but he does it with a regional accent so that makes it funny.

His post-Phoenix Nights proves he is a one trick pony who has suffered since falling out with his former co-writers.

...and releasing the same tour on DVD more than a couple of times with a couple of different jokes? Shame on you.

The Clash are my favourite band of all time - and Joe Strummer was about as uncuntlike as it is possible to get - have you listened to London Calling *(the album)?

I like The Clash but Joe Strummer was a massive dickhead.

A Cfucking twat? Or just a Ctwat?

I just don't like you saying anyone who finds he's funny is simple when it isn't true at all. I don't think he has a high opinion himself to be honest, most of the stuff he says on the radio is tongue in cheek and he's quite self-deprecating a lot of the time. The whole "saviour of radio one" thing is obviously not serious.  

They shouldn't be but the amount of people who seem to think they have some talent is ridiculously high for some reason.

After watching them at Madstock last week.......I would say

The Pogues.

They sung 8 songs and every one sounded the fucking same, dross, they had one big hit with Kirsty Maccoll and everything they have done on their own is utter shoite, or utusur shruyte as Shayne McGowan would say.

Oh dear. The first 3 albums are class. After that they were patchy. 

He was on that Who Do You Think You Are programme the other day and opened it with a statement along the lines of: "I don't imagine my family amounted to much until I came along." Can't tell you whether that proved to be true or not because I switched the cunt off after that.

Reality TV - generally you can't get any further from reality, particularly celebrity orientated ones.
Champagne - nice enough but over rated and over priced.
Gary Linekar - turned into an arse post playing days.
John Motson - spouted more shit about Gods beautiful game than any other (except David Pleat but he's not sacred)
Eddie the Eagle Edwards - Loser !

Agree Moyles and Clarkson both twats !

I think you took that in completely the wrong way, it wasn't meant in an arrogant way at all, just answering a question about whether he knew anything about his ancestors. That programme was very interesting by the way. It's clear if you listen to him a lot that he doesn't really consider himself famous, most of his friends aren't celebrities and anything egotistical he says is never serious. A lot of his humour is very subtle and I think a lot of people take him way too seriously, not realising when he's being ironic or mocking himself and the newspaper perception of him.

Is he related to Peter Crouch or something ?

Sounds like Welsh or Polish :D

It's nice how time has shown I was absolutely spot on about Crouch. When he went to Liverpool I was almost the only one who thought £7m was a bargain when the overwhelming opinion was Crouch was "A gangly streak of piss. Makes Carlton Palmer look like Ronaldo. Wouldn't wish him on Wales". Now, four years later, he's continued to score about a goal every 3 games in the premiership, 16 goals in 34 games for England, Liverpool made a £4m profit and several clubs are interested at £12m even now he's 28. Shows how right I was.

Give it a rest mouth.

I keep thinking this thread says scared cows :(

To say that makes you sound like twat. Sorry but that is an outrageous thing to say.

i've always liked him as a player,but he aint all that and never has been.spurs have now pulled out of buying him.
dunno what you were right about as his career has gone backwards.the sorry state of englands striker options is why he features
i reckon he'll go to fullham

His Royal Highness the King of Tonga likes a good verbal scrap, I imagine he's started this thread knowing a few hissy fits will emerge.

It's the TEF way :)

Liverpool to Pompey and now to Fulham. If he were in proper employment that would be like being a CEO of a succesful company, getting sacked and being hired as a dustbin lorry driver and then resigning to muck out elephants at a zoo.

Moyles is alright.  

When he first hit radio one on the late night slot and in the first year or so of his afternoon slot he had some genuinely riotous moments.

That said I think he quickly went a bit “Chris Evans” and started believing his own puff and piss a little too much and a lot of what was great about his show went out the window.  

He’s not a comedian by any stretch and I find his interviewing cringe worthy.  He panders to one and all and even by my low standards when he talks to female guests I need a bleach shower it’s that grotty.

Spurs haven't pulled out. Harry wants to sign him but the chairman isn't sure as they already have several strikers, they know Portsmouth need the money and are probably hoping to get him for slightly less. Hopefully they will just sell Darren Bent so they can get him as Crouch is a lot better than he is.

Going from a value of £2m to £12m in 5 years is hardly a career going backwards, not sure what you mean there. The papers are all reporting that Liverpool are interested in bringing him back now too.

Yeah you'd be right if mucking out elephants paid 5 times as much as being a CEO. As it doesn't this makes you seem very stupid. You were wrong about him, get over it.

Huntelaar is better than Crouch... That's who Tottenham really want isn't it?

I have no problems with Crouch but to say he is 'a lot better' than Bent is a bit silly, if Bent goes somewhere where he will be first choice he will be among the top scorers in the league if last years totals are anything to go by, Crouch won't get near that again I don't think.

Obviously they're different and Crouch is more your hold up and play off kind of fellow so merely comparing by no. of goals scored is wrong I know but for similar prices Bent is worth it more than Crouch.

Talking of dj's, on the whole bbC R6 is pretty good with an excellent mix of music....George Lamb on the other hand is another thoroughly irritating gobshite.
George, you wanker...R6 is all about the music, not the djs, get rid of your sycophantic friends, shut the fuck up and play a record.

Carys Matthews does my head in a bit, she's been filling in for Nemone. Luckily Lauren Laverne has been sitting in for her the last few days, so that's not been too bad.

You might want to check first Samdy, Chubbs may have been right  ;)

The Reading Festival.

Full of posh kids given tickets by mummy and daddy for getting a C in GCSE mathematics.

My Reading Festival experience was disappointing :)

Bent's scoring record in the premiership has been pretty similar to Crouch so far, around a goal every 3 games. Last year he scored 17 in 41 games and Crouch 16 in 41 games for a worse side. He also doesn't have any international goals and isn't proven in the champions league like Crouch, so he's not even a better goalscorer. As an all round player though Crouch contributes a lot more and I definitely think he's a better buy for £12m, as Sunderland seem to agree. Bent's been disappointing at Spurs and if they do sell him it will probably be for a loss.

You're so clever you're boring me - I must be a bit thick like

Yes, because it's really spelt Nivarna isn't it?!

 ::)

Blow jobs.

I for one don't really like having slobber all over me old chap and there is always the fear that she is going to nibble just a bit too hard, or get lock jaw or something like that.

rich is right, i thought the tef needed livening up

blow jobs hahahaha you twat

Having said that, if I could reach myself then I wouldn't have a problem with them.

I know what you are saying but there also appears to be a "Nivarna" too though, perhaps that's what Chubbs was referring to? (unlikely I know  :D)

Friggin Pigeons......

Sounds very rude..and not right.

One thing this thread has done is remind me what a total moronic cunt Bwb is.

Who are you calling cunt, you fucking fucking cunt. The irony of you calling me moronic is too funny by the way. The retard who thinks rumours is spelt with an apostrophe.

Ummm I think he was calling you a cunt, I thought you were really clever? Do keep up.

Greenday circa. 2003 onwards.

Maybe you should keep up, he called me both, when both describe the prick DRS far more accurately. I don't remember saying I was "really clever" either.

Ben Wah Balls circa. 2006 onwards.

BWB puts his points across more articulately that most of you apes, even if I don't always agree with him. I guess that's why some of you get so frustrated, you disagree with him but you don't have a good enough grasp of language to communicate why.

Not that I'm a fan of Greenday, but you might have lost your right to music criticism as I note that about 35mins ago you were listening to Limp Bizkit.

:)

Thanks flammable. The whole idea of this thread was to liven things up anyway so I'm not sure what offended DRS or anyone. Everyone should know I'm a Crouch fan already, although I realise you'd have more chance of getting a blowjob from the pope than convincing some people that's he's good so I don't know why I bother really. Aside from that I just disagreed with a couple of people about Moyles, I can understand why people don't like him but you have to compare him to his competition and they are almost all shite so I do think he's a better listen than most DJs and basically all the daytime ones that aren't on digital radio. If you want to call me a cunt for thinking that, go ahead but I'm obviously going to think you're a cunt for doing so.

yeah harry wants him,but doesn't think he's worht the money pompey want.bent and crouch are totally different players,but i dont think there is much between them in goals or quality.also i'd say going to pompey from liverpool is a backwards move, and thats why i said backwards previously.if he goes to spurs then he's hit rock bottom ;)

well that backfired. at least we agree i am a cunt Bwb

The way I understand it Harry thinks he's worth it but the chairman is not sure about £12m at 28. I agree that there's not that much between Bent and Crouch, saying he was a lot better may have been a slight exaggerration. I like Darren Bent and he was promising for a while, he just hasn't done that well at Spurs.

I don't think Liverpool to Portsmouth was a step backwards especially with the higher transfer fee, with Torres and other top strikers there Crouch wasn't going to play regularly whereas he would always play at Portsmouth and Redknapp was there and they've worked together a lot, it's definitely a step up from Southampton anyway. Spurs would be the pinnacle of his career of course.

Donnie Darko

Its a film about nothing,its neither entertaining or profound its just pretentious bollocks.Im convinced that people say they like because its the "done" thing for twats who like people to think they take their cinema seriously.Well fuck  off,id rather watch Ghost Busters.

Rowan Atkinson

Mr Bean,what a cunt.

Agree on the Donnie Darko thing. I honestly thought it was a pile of shit.

The beatles. A few of their songs are ok, but the rest of it is little more than shit pop nonsense. People say i should like them because they 'invented' music. The wright brothers invented aviation but you don't see people using their planes anymore

Says the man who writes football chants to the tune of Bloc Party songs.

I don't think anybody claimes that the beatles 'invented' music.

Haha. Maybe not invented, but they are put up on some sort of pedestal which i don't really understand