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« Reply #45 on: Friday, July 24, 2009, 13:00:04 »

The city of bath. Insanely expensive, it all looks the same and full of tourists looking at some green water and a church

AMEN BROTHER DAVE!!
Oh and anything to do with Wizards, goblins etc
so any crappy Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, world of warcraft shite

Oh and can I add Jack Wills to this list??? horrid preppy megaly overpriced clothing
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« Reply #46 on: Friday, July 24, 2009, 13:19:34 »

Cricket. Go on, fucking shoot me.
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« Reply #47 on: Friday, July 24, 2009, 13:20:50 »

Bang, bang
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« Reply #48 on: Friday, July 24, 2009, 13:35:49 »

You ought to be a better shot than that.
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I headed the ball.

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« Reply #49 on: Friday, July 24, 2009, 13:37:34 »


Fat face - it used to be a little known surfy shop, now the only people who can afford to buy clothes from there are fat forty year olds
Lads that wear their jeans halfway down their legs exposing their grundies - its a shite look and you'll regret it when you see photos in a few years
Franz ferdinand - shite
Blur - always were shite and they still are, and I'm really not interested in Alex the bass players opinions on farming
Richard Hammond - he fucking loves himself - what is it with those beads?
Chris Moyles, utter utter utter CUNT
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« Reply #50 on: Friday, July 24, 2009, 13:45:38 »

Fully agree with Chris Moyles.  I have never known anyone with so little to say who likes the the sound of their own voice so much. If there is a more annoying cunt on any form of media (with such high listening figures and hype) I would like to know about it. In his early days everything he did was a blatent rip off of Chris Evans. I then swithced off.
Chris Moyles - utter cunt..and quite frankly anyone who thinks hes is funny, is simple.
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« Reply #51 on: Friday, July 24, 2009, 13:47:40 »

Fully agree with Chris Moyles.  I have never known anyone with so little to say who likes the the sound of their own voice so much. If there is a more annoying cunt on any form of media (with such high listening figures and hype) I would like to know about it. In his early days everything he did was a blatent rip off of Chris Evans. I then swithced off.
Chris Moyles - utter cunt..and quite frankly anyone who thinks hes is funny, is simple.

Agreed, Moyles is a fucking twat with a capital C
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« Reply #52 on: Friday, July 24, 2009, 13:55:04 »

eugh totally agree Moyles is an oaf
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« Reply #53 on: Friday, July 24, 2009, 13:56:33 »

Moyles is one of very few daytime djs who is genuinely funny. The only others were Mark and Lard. Have you heard some of the alternatives? All local DJs are incredibly boring and play terrible music and radio 2 is painfully dull. By the way Jimmy_onions I would bet everything I own I'm more intelligent than you and I think "hes is funny" [sic].
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« Reply #54 on: Friday, July 24, 2009, 14:04:29 »

I dont disagree that local radio djs are almost without exception dismal, (Heart for example should be shut down with immediate effect on the basis of it being utter vacuous drivel), however, I still maintain Molyes is the biggest cunt. Mostly down to his high opinion of himself.

"I would bet everything I own I'm more intelligent than you..."
That's quite a statement. Are we going to have a 'mine's bigger than yours' competition?
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« Reply #55 on: Friday, July 24, 2009, 14:05:57 »

woooahh hold on everyone, the title is sacred cows, you know things that everyone is always harping on about how fucking amazing they are, something that no one ever speaks ill wind of. Now we all know Moyles is a cunt he is a hardly a sacred cow is he? Take That? not exactly revered are they?

So how about this one

The Clash.
Bag of shit with a cunt of a public school singer who sang as one of the people over stolen reggae and dub basslines.
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Rich Pullen

« Reply #56 on: Friday, July 24, 2009, 14:13:39 »

Peter Kay. Worshipped by many for his unoriginal observational humour but he does it with a regional accent so that makes it funny.

His post-Phoenix Nights proves he is a one trick pony who has suffered since falling out with his former co-writers.

...and releasing the same tour on DVD more than a couple of times with a couple of different jokes? Shame on you.
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red socks

« Reply #57 on: Friday, July 24, 2009, 14:18:10 »

woooahh hold on everyone, the title is sacred cows, you know things that everyone is always harping on about how fucking amazing they are, something that no one ever speaks ill wind of. Now we all know Moyles is a cunt he is a hardly a sacred cow is he? Take That? not exactly revered are they?

So how about this one

The Clash.
Bag of shit with a cunt of a public school singer who sang as one of the people over stolen reggae and dub basslines.


The Clash are my favourite band of all time - and Joe Strummer was about as uncuntlike as it is possible to get - have you listened to London Calling *(the album)?
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Rich Pullen

« Reply #58 on: Friday, July 24, 2009, 14:19:10 »

I like The Clash but Joe Strummer was a massive dickhead.
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« Reply #59 on: Friday, July 24, 2009, 14:19:45 »

Agreed, Moyles is a fucking twat with a capital C

A Cfucking twat? Or just a Ctwat?
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