sacred cows

[Ben Wah Balls]

I dont disagree that local radio djs are almost without exception dismal, (Heart for example should be shut down with immediate effect on the basis of it being utter vacuous drivel), however, I still maintain Molyes is the biggest cunt. Mostly down to his high opinion of himself.

"I would bet everything I own I'm more intelligent than you..."
That's quite a statement. Are we going to have a 'mine's bigger than yours' competition?

I just don't like you saying anyone who finds he's funny is simple when it isn't true at all. I don't think he has a high opinion himself to be honest, most of the stuff he says on the radio is tongue in cheek and he's quite self-deprecating a lot of the time. The whole "saviour of radio one" thing is obviously not serious.  

Take That? not exactly revered are they?

They shouldn't be but the amount of people who seem to think they have some talent is ridiculously high for some reason.

[Peter Venkman]

After watching them at Madstock last week.......I would say

The Pogues.

They sung 8 songs and every one sounded the fucking same, dross, they had one big hit with Kirsty Maccoll and everything they have done on their own is utter shoite, or utusur shruyte as Shayne McGowan would say.

[chalkies_shorts]

The Clash.
Bag of shit with a cunt of a public school singer who sang as one of the people over stolen reggae and dub basslines.

Oh dear. The first 3 albums are class. After that they were patchy. 

[thepeoplesgame]

I don't think he has a high opinion himself to be honest

He was on that Who Do You Think You Are programme the other day and opened it with a statement along the lines of: "I don't imagine my family amounted to much until I came along." Can't tell you whether that proved to be true or not because I switched the cunt off after that.

[Anteater]

Reality TV - generally you can't get any further from reality, particularly celebrity orientated ones.
Champagne - nice enough but over rated and over priced.
Gary Linekar - turned into an arse post playing days.
John Motson - spouted more shit about Gods beautiful game than any other (except David Pleat but he's not sacred)
Eddie the Eagle Edwards - Loser !

Agree Moyles and Clarkson both twats !

[Ben Wah Balls]

He was on that Who Do You Think You Are programme the other day and opened it with a statement along the lines of: "I don't imagine my family amounted to much until I came along." Can't tell you whether that proved to be true or not because I switched the cunt off after that.

I think you took that in completely the wrong way, it wasn't meant in an arrogant way at all, just answering a question about whether he knew anything about his ancestors. That programme was very interesting by the way. It's clear if you listen to him a lot that he doesn't really consider himself famous, most of his friends aren't celebrities and anything egotistical he says is never serious. A lot of his humour is very subtle and I think a lot of people take him way too seriously, not realising when he's being ironic or mocking himself and the newspaper perception of him.

[nevillew]

I think you took that in completely the wrong way, it wasn't meant in an arrogant way at all, just answering a question about whether he knew anything about his ancestors. That programme was very interesting by the way. It's clear if you listen to him a lot that he doesn't really consider himself famous, most of his friends aren't celebrities and anything egotistical he says is never serious. A lot of his humour is very subtle and I think a lot of people take him way too seriously, not realising when he's being ironic or mocking himself and the newspaper perception of him.

Is he related to Peter Crouch or something ?

[Peter Venkman]

A Cfucking twat? Or just a Ctwat?

Sounds like Welsh or Polish

[Ben Wah Balls]

Is he related to Peter Crouch or something ?

It's nice how time has shown I was absolutely spot on about Crouch. When he went to Liverpool I was almost the only one who thought £7m was a bargain when the overwhelming opinion was Crouch was "A gangly streak of piss. Makes Carlton Palmer look like Ronaldo. Wouldn't wish him on Wales". Now, four years later, he's continued to score about a goal every 3 games in the premiership, 16 goals in 34 games for England, Liverpool made a £4m profit and several clubs are interested at £12m even now he's 28. Shows how right I was.

[Bob's Orange]

It's nice how time has shown I was absolutely spot on about Crouch. When he went to Liverpool I was almost the only one who thought £7m was a bargain when the overwhelming opinion was Crouch was "A gangly streak of piss. Makes Carlton Palmer look like Ronaldo. Wouldn't wish him on Wales". Now, four years later, he's continued to score about a goal every 3 games in the premiership, 16 goals in 34 games for England, Liverpool made a £4m profit and several clubs are interested at £12m even now he's 28. Shows how right I was.

Give it a rest mouth.

[Bogus Dave]

I keep thinking this thread says scared cows

[Spy]

I would bet everything I own I'm more intelligent than you and I think "hes is funny" [sic].

To say that makes you sound like twat. Sorry but that is an outrageous thing to say.

[Arriba]

It's nice how time has shown I was absolutely spot on about Crouch. When he went to Liverpool I was almost the only one who thought £7m was a bargain when the overwhelming opinion was Crouch was "A gangly streak of piss. Makes Carlton Palmer look like Ronaldo. Wouldn't wish him on Wales". Now, four years later, he's continued to score about a goal every 3 games in the premiership, 16 goals in 34 games for England, Liverpool made a £4m profit and several clubs are interested at £12m even now he's 28. Shows how right I was.

i've always liked him as a player,but he aint all that and never has been.spurs have now pulled out of buying him.
dunno what you were right about as his career has gone backwards.the sorry state of englands striker options is why he features
i reckon he'll go to fullham

[Rich Pullen]

His Royal Highness the King of Tonga likes a good verbal scrap, I imagine he's started this thread knowing a few hissy fits will emerge.

It's the TEF way

[Bob's Orange]

i've always liked him as a player,but he aint all that and never has been.spurs have now pulled out of buying him.
dunno what you were right about as his career has gone backwards.the sorry state of englands striker options is why he features
i reckon he'll go to fullham

Liverpool to Pompey and now to Fulham. If he were in proper employment that would be like being a CEO of a succesful company, getting sacked and being hired as a dustbin lorry driver and then resigning to muck out elephants at a zoo.