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Title: Death by Chocolate. Post by: leefer on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 09:32:20 http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Chocolate-Vat-Death-Vincent-Smith-II-Dies-After-Falling-Into-Chocolate-Mixer-In-Camden-New-Jersey/Article/200907215332884
Some peoples dream exit. Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: nevillew on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 09:34:31 Did he come out all Curly Wurly ?
Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 09:44:49 The Oompa-Loompas couldn't save him :(
Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 12:03:14 this is the best topic of the day.
Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 12:06:56 Its making me peckish
Could someone go to the shop and but me a Kinda Bueno (white) please? thanks Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: Anteater on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 12:36:46 I heard a wispa they couldn't get him out cos he was Nestled at the bottom and when he fell in it he didn't even make a ripple ! etc.
Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 12:36:53 I wonder if he did a Twirl on the way in?
Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: @MacPhlea on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 15:30:34 I heard it took a double decker to get the body out...
Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: nevillew on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 15:33:10 Found him flaked out in the bottom of the tank.
Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: @MacPhlea on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 15:38:51 Apparently the rumours are that there was a cat that lived in the uniform store of the factory that this guy was engaged in sexual activities with during his lunchtime and it was during one these session he fell in and died which puts a whole new slant on the phrase "have a break, have a Kit-Kat..."
Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: Doore on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 15:50:45 The pall bearers at the funeral will be carrying individual roses. Controversy has already arisen over who gets the caramel cup.
Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: Anteater on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 16:00:31 When they emptied the vat the body wasn't there, all they found was buttons !
Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: leefer on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 16:05:34 It took them 24 hours to get the body out...in fact the fire brigade said it was a marathon effort.
Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 16:25:58 Oh piss off.
I stumble across this and it is punned out already. Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: Peter Venkman on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 16:28:37 is this true or just a careless wispa? and apparently police have recovered an Ipod from the Vat of chocolate in New Jersey, the track playing was Paper lace - Billy Don't be an aero.
Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 16:29:45 Apparently the rumours are that there was a cat that lived in the uniform store of the factory that this guy was engaged in sexual activities with during his lunchtime and it was during one these session he fell in and died which puts a whole new slant on the phrase "have a break, have a Kit-Kat..." For fuck sake innocent until proven guilty. I don't care if he paid of the cat's owner. Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: @MacPhlea on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 16:54:26 Apparently once he had cooled off at the morgue they retrieved a pretty impressive chocolate starfish
Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: @MacPhlea on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 16:55:41 oh, and they they still can't find his Snickers
Title: Re: Death by Chocolate. Post by: spacey on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 17:03:00 oh, and they they still can't find his Snickers What the hell does that mean? You might aswell have said "His face is made of Creme eggs" or "Apparently when they pulled him out his arse was a Turkish delight." You're just saying chocolate names. Shame on you all. |