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« Reply #165 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 13:25:00 »

Can't argue with that.
i just cant stand that izzy bird, took me a while to realise she was Casey Rybacks daughter in under siege, and she was annoying in that
But yes, little grey is fit.
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« Reply #166 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 13:34:29 »

I love the film The Princess Bride.

Also once, When I was in year 11, I had one of those spontanous erections at school, and at the same time I was called out to see the career advisor. I spent ages tying up my shoelaces. It became a semi by the time I went out the door. Nobody noticed.

I can't believe I've just said that.

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« Reply #167 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 13:41:01 »

I watch Glee!

Sue Sylvester is brilliant.
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« Reply #168 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 13:48:36 »

But yes, little grey is fit.

She's certainly a MILF. In real life she's got three kids.
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« Reply #169 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 13:51:18 »

Also once, When I was in year 11, I had one of those spontanous erections at school, and at the same time I was called out to see the career advisor. I spent ages tying up my shoelaces. It became a semi by the time I went out the door. Nobody noticed.

I always used to get it about 5 minutes before the end of classes - Done the good old 'tuck it up between your belt' jobby and it worked a treat! Was never caught!
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« Reply #170 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 13:54:46 »

lad at school got caught a good one - called to the front to see teacher with a sponny on, that day he was wearing stetchy cotton pyjamas for charity...
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« Reply #171 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 13:56:27 »

Matanza, yeah, if you had a jumper it could work but if you only had a shirt then you were in trouble!  Grin
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« Reply #172 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 14:02:11 »

Matanza, yeah, if you had a jumper it could work but if you only had a shirt then you were in trouble!  Grin

 Doh - summer time was the worst.
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« Reply #173 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 14:10:29 »

Sue Sylvester is brilliant.

She's a witch
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« Reply #174 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 14:12:06 »

A very funny witch though
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« Reply #175 on: Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 09:02:10 »

I stole a white Felt Q920 bike yesterday
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« Reply #176 on: Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 09:35:30 »

I stole a white Felt Q920 bike yesterday

Cheesy
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« Reply #177 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 01:41:45 »

A few years ago I was Facebook stalking a girl from work who was fit as fuck.. It became weird when I'd looked at that much of her profile that I had forgotten we'd never actually spoken to eachother. One day we were on our break at the same time and I slipped up with my opening line "how did the big move go, ok?" - she seemed a bit taken back that I knew about her moving house, but I covered it up by saying that one of our mutual friends/colleagues had mentioned it in passing.

I thought I'd got away with it, until our mutual friend told me that she was weirded out by the fact that I'd accidently 'liked' a selfie of her in her bikini in the album entitled 'Algarve 2010'.

So she knew all along, oops.
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« Reply #178 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 10:40:13 »

Didn't know this thread existed.

Linking into a recent thread, in 1976 in Oman I accidentally shot a donkey.
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« Reply #179 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 10:46:05 »

You crazy bastard Wink
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