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« Reply #135 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 19:00:02 » |
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Couldnt get it up for a hooker when me and a mate paid for one to come to his house
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Benzel
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« Reply #136 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 19:04:58 » |
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When I was 14 I stayed at a mates and wanked into a blanket and left it in his room.
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« Reply #137 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 19:10:43 » |
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Licked out the ex only for her to queef on me during
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otanswell
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« Reply #138 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 19:11:48 » |
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haha who was that? jase i bet
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« Reply #139 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 19:16:39 » |
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About 10 years ago 1 night after cairos(friday night £10 band bargain) i went back to some birds house in haydon wick and ended up shagging her.When i finished i went downstairs and my mate had passed out on her sofa so i ended up shagging the housemate aswell.
Week after not one of them would speak to me.
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« Reply #140 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 19:20:48 » |
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Come on, you can't say that and not tell us.
I suppose not but please bear in mind it's something I'm deeply ashamed of Samdy. I knicked a car from my locals car park, keys from my keyring started it, think it was an old Austin or something. I was under the influence, probably around the age of 17-18 with one or two driving lessons to my name, so basically no insurance, no licence and shit faced. I had the idea to drive it round to my girl friends at the time which I did, without crashing it and dumped it in a convenient road. My ex is the only one that knows about this, apart from you lot. I later found out that the car belonged to a friend of mines sister, who I also knew. Ooooops Hence I won't drink anything if I'm driving |
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« Reply #141 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 19:26:44 » |
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Do you have your own car or do you just borrow to get from a to b. The second option would appear a lot cheaper.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #142 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 19:28:30 » |
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Me and a few mates once got into a Citroen BX using a pen-knife. We chickened out before we started it though.
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« Reply #143 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 19:30:18 » |
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Do you have your own car or do you just borrow to get from a to b. The second option would appear a lot cheaper.
I now have my own car chalkie  as stated it's not something I'm proud of. I dread to think what would have happened if I had been nicked |
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« Reply #144 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 19:36:25 » |
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Me and a few mates once got into a Citroen BX using a pen-knife. We chickened out before we started it though.
Then you never found out the pleasures of the hydropneumatic self-levelling suspension. |
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DMR
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« Reply #145 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 20:26:01 » |
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I used to keep a wanking sock in my drawer when I was a teen. My mum found it and asked me if I wanted it washed, whilst holding it with forceps.
I read that 5 minutes ago and am still laughing viciously. Brilliant. |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #146 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 20:27:35 » |
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More from DMR please
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« Reply #147 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 20:31:56 » |
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I read that 5 minutes ago and am still laughing viciously. Brilliant.
A bloke at work mentioned a wank sock the other day, have to confess I was in hysterics about it, never heard of such a thing |
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Benzel
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« Reply #148 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 20:32:50 » |
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I know! I just use the nearest one.
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DMR
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« Reply #149 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 20:43:21 » |
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I'll have a think of some more gory ones. One for now... think it's been mentioned already, I'm watching Marley & Me now on C4+1 and I've just had to dab the old eyes at Owen Wilson telling the dog 'to let me know when you're ready,' might have to flick over before the inevitable.
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