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« Reply #120 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 07:03:49 »

Best. Thread. Ever.



I once used an apostrophe when pluralising, instead of showing ownership. Suicide
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« Reply #121 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 08:11:00 »

'That' doesn't do it justice , she looks like a moonmin  Doh

Was it JFW?
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« Reply #122 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 09:34:58 »

I watch five episodes of Time Team on More4 every Saturday.
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« Reply #123 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 10:31:34 »

I am a regular watcher of old Bullseye episodes....in oneeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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« Reply #124 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 10:34:44 »

I watch five episodes of Time Team on More4 every Saturday.

Ditto.









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Dave that is fucking disgusting but brilliant..
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« Reply #125 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 13:16:05 »

I am a regular watcher of old Bullseye episodes....in oneeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You can't beat a bit of Bully
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« Reply #126 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 16:09:07 »

Mine was a last week, was searching through some porn videos on the Internet and found what looked like a really good anal scene so I decided to knock one off. It was brilliant he had her bent over giving her a right good seeing to and the camera kept going from a close up of the him fucking her ass and then would show her face absolutely loving it! Anyway I timed the wank to perfection and managed to cum just as the scene was about to come to an end with her sucking his cock anyway as I was Kleenexing my cum the end of the scene was still on and the camera panned away from her face to reveal her whole body and it turned out that she was infact a he!! I felt physically sick and have not wanked since!
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« Reply #127 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 16:58:28 »

hahaha.  
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« Reply #128 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 17:36:37 »

Not really sure I want to confess mine, probably the most moronic stupidest thing one could do
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« Reply #129 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 17:52:00 »

Not really sure I want to confess mine, probably the most moronic stupidest thing one could do

I'm not sure about that, Bobby appears to have that one wrapped up...
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« Reply #130 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 17:53:50 »

I used to keep a wanking sock in my drawer when I was a teen. My mum found it and asked me if I wanted it washed, whilst holding it with forceps.
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« Reply #131 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 17:54:14 »

i went in 2000 and loved it. Main evern was a fatal 4 way with undertaker vs kane vs mankind vs stone cold.

Ha I went the other week at the O2
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« Reply #132 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 17:56:19 »

Was it JFW?

A gentleman never tells Wink
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« Reply #133 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 17:58:52 »

Shagged a virgin on the beach in Greece - red sand afterwards

Couldnt get it up for a hooker when me and a mate paid for one to come to his house
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« Reply #134 on: Saturday, July 16, 2011, 18:44:10 »

Not really sure I want to confess mine, probably the most moronic stupidest thing one could do

Come on, you can't say that and not tell us.
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