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Skinny Pete

« Reply #315 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 10:18:49 »

Delicately put, Reg!
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« Reply #316 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 10:30:18 »

Delicately put, Reg!

I'd rather not...

This thread makes the TEF sound like Sodom and Gomorrah, so I suppose a confession of sodomy is possible....
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« Reply #317 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 10:51:34 »

As a confirmed gay man I am ashamed to say that a female friend sucked me off for about ten seconds in front of a mate for a dare. Any of you red blooded males got 'other way round' stories?

Good grief does it need to be confirmed now - is being gay subject to that much regulation and paperwork in the modern era - bloody Tory government?
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« Reply #318 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 10:58:11 »

As a confirmed gay man I am ashamed to say that a female friend sucked me off for about ten seconds in front of a mate for a dare. Any of you red blooded males got 'other way round' stories?

Yeah one of my female friends had a bet with me. The forfeit was to perform oral sex. I lost the bet.
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Talk Talk

« Reply #319 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 11:17:10 »

Yeah one of my female friends had a bet with me. The forfeit was to perform oral sex. I lost the bet.

I'm not quite sure that "losing" is the right word, whichever way round it was meant? Giving is the new receiving, obviously...
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« Reply #320 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 12:48:03 »

I may or may not have just (inadvertently) complained about my ankles hurting in front of someone with no legs
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Talk Talk

« Reply #321 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 12:50:06 »

I may or may not have just (inadvertently) complained about my ankles hurting in front of someone with no legs

Well that's not a bad thing. Their ankles never hurt.
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« Reply #322 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 12:52:49 »

2 minutes and 3 seconds before replying Alan, you're getting sloppy!
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« Reply #323 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 12:55:28 »

2 minutes and 3 seconds before replying Alan, you're getting sloppy!

 Cheesy
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« Reply #324 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 13:13:56 »

Exactly the point! I think he has bigger problems..

2 minutes and 3 seconds before replying Alan, you're getting sloppy!

Says the man counting.. Are you stalking a stalker? Cheesy
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« Reply #325 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 16:02:01 »

no, it's just now weird not to see his name after one of your posts. Cheesy
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« Reply #326 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 16:11:18 »

I'm frankly disappointed that the mods haven't stepped up to the obvious gag plate and renamed him Stalk Stalk yet.
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« Reply #327 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 16:32:43 »

I'm frankly disappointed that the mods haven't stepped up to the obvious gag plate and renamed him Stalk Stalk yet.

I am just pleased that the wi-fi extends down to his cellar so Ells can still post!  Wink
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« Reply #328 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 17:21:37 »

I am just pleased that the wi-fi extends down to his cellar so Ells can still post!  Wink

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« Reply #329 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 17:23:02 »

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Christ what is he making you do now  Huh?
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