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« Reply #300 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 20:38:05 »

You sure they weren't urinal cakes?
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« Reply #301 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 20:49:05 »

I couldnt imgine Harry Potter stoned
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #302 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 21:27:31 »

You sure they weren't urinal cakes?

Some guys I met at a festival kept putting urinal cakes from a portaloo in their mates drink - disgusting after the 3rd time they did it  he ended up puking and storming off home!
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« Reply #303 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 21:49:17 »

I bet a mate a fiver to eat one, the crazy cunt grabbed one from the urinal, starts crunching it then threw his guts up. Best £5 i've ever spent.
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« Reply #304 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 21:58:08 »

I've just accidentally watched a whole episode of the great pottery throw down.

My confession? I quite enjoyed it. I think i've reached old age
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« Reply #305 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 22:04:01 »

I've never actually been to Norway. My wife is from Wokingham. I was actually living in Slough when I said I lived in Norway.

I don't even live in London.
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« Reply #306 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 22:06:19 »

Some guys I met at a festival kept putting urinal cakes from a portaloo in their mates drink - disgusting after the 3rd time they did it  he ended up puking and storming off home!

Some people have weird mates!
Maybe it's a bloke thing? I'd be terrified if my friend starting vomiting in agony, I could never laugh about it! I'm such a worrier  Embarrassed
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« Reply #307 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 22:50:10 »

No, you're living in the wrong country.

wasn't just aimed at Flashhearts post, but all the 'I do cock all work' posts.
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« Reply #308 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 06:55:36 »

wasn't just aimed at Flashhearts post, but all the 'I do cock all work' posts.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I do work, it's just that sometimes I can go a week or two without doing any. This week included.

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« Reply #309 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 06:59:11 »

As a confirmed gay man I am ashamed to say that a female friend sucked me off for about ten seconds in front of a mate for a dare. Any of you red blooded males got 'other way round' stories?
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« Reply #310 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 07:02:12 »

As a confirmed gay man I am ashamed to say that a female friend sucked me off for about ten seconds in front of a mate for a dare. Any of you red blooded males got 'other way round' stories?
Have you got her mobile number please?
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« Reply #311 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 07:44:53 »

I am ashamed to say that a female friend sucked me off for about ten seconds

Even I last longer than that!
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« Reply #312 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 10:00:38 »

Quote from: Combe Down
As a confirmed gay man I am ashamed to say that a female friend sucked me off for about ten seconds in front of a mate for a dare. Any of you red blooded males got 'other way round' stories?

was it her dare or yours?!
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« Reply #313 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 10:08:07 »

I'm trying to work out just what 'the other way round' actually means.
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« Reply #314 on: Wednesday, November 11, 2015, 10:13:19 »

I'm trying to work out just what 'the other way round' actually means.

Receipt of knob in arse....
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