jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #270 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 09:46:41 » |
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One of the lads that got sent down for dealing coke in Swindon bought his first ounce from me. He got just over 5 years. I have, in fact, been a drug dealer for 3 separate periods, specialising in class As.
I also enjoy the music of Taylor Swift.
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Skinny Pete
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« Reply #271 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 09:49:33 » |
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That's more like it.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #272 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 09:54:29 » |
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I'm with you, Audrey. I find the sex confessions rather boring.
My neighbours had a mad party on a Sunday night a couple of weeks back, I politely(!) asked them to turn the music down a bit at about 23:00ish, they promised they would and then 5 minutes later cranked it right up. Cunts. I called the police on them and they came out and moved them on. I thought nothing more of it, until 04:30 when they got back from out and cranked it right up again. I call the police again and after an hour or so they come out to move them on again.
07:00am Monday morning I got out in the street, lean over their wall and turn the gas off at the meter and turn the water off in their water meter and steal the long plastic key so they can't turn it back on.
Both were off until the Wednesday evening when their landlord came out.
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Skinny Pete
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« Reply #273 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 09:56:39 » |
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Turn it down at 11pm! Crotchety old cunt!
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #274 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 09:58:03 » |
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10 years ago, the thought of living next door to identical twin girls that love a party might have appealed to me. It doesn't now.
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« Reply #275 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 10:00:35 » |
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I can't stand inconsiderate cunts like that, even when I was younger I respected that the neighbours have jobs to go to and stuff. I might occasionally go a bit nuts (within reason) on a weekend, but never on a school night. Good on ya Jayo.
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« Reply #276 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 10:03:18 » |
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If I confessed to a criminal fraud on here can 'they' do me for it?
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #277 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 10:07:32 » |
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It's a public forum so who knows who's watching...
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #278 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 10:11:50 » |
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whatever happened to Toni ?
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I come from a land down-under
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #279 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 10:21:20 » |
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It's a public forum so who knows who's watching...
The Tory's latest Bill on data access by the State....means that more or less everything will be monitored, but with some nominal democratic accountability. The great British public seem happy enough with this. |
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« Reply #280 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 10:27:37 » |
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It's not really a confession but a lad I went to school with is doing time for murder.
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« Reply #281 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 10:50:56 » |
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I stole loads of lego and micro machines from numerous playgroups as a kid and never got called out in it.
I also threw a brick at my friend's Dad's car (It was parked) and threw a big rock at someone's roof, dislodging a loose tile. Never got caught or called out on those either. Funny thing was, the friend's car was directly opposite my house.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #282 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 11:33:44 » |
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If I confessed to a criminal fraud on here can 'they' do me for it?
You could phrase it as a story that happened to a friend of a friend? |
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #283 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 12:04:19 » |
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I ran over a rabbit a few months ago (not deliberately).
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« Reply #284 on: Tuesday, November 10, 2015, 12:15:21 » |
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I also once took a massive shit in black bag I placed inside a bucket because the toilet in my apartment was clogged and it was late.
I tied the bag up and then walked it to the end of the corridor, passing a few people with a bag of shit in hand. Before throwing it down the rubbish chute.
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