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« Reply #240 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 22:05:06 » |
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Nah, was my lunch from canteen an hour earlier that had gone straight through me. Should have know better as didn't feel great after eating it but I love farting so it's my own fault for taking the risk
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Ells
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« Reply #241 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 22:05:50 » |
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Followed through at work the other day.
Had to do an immediate waddle to the bogs at a fast pace whilst avoiding trying to avoid attention to my unusal stride pattern or smell. Cleaned myself up, ditched ruined boxers out of bog window and went commando, that last bit was quite liberating I must admit.
Reminds me of that joke where the guy waddles into a shop, asks them to put Levi's in the bag then after shoving his shit stained trousers out the window looks into the bag to find he was given a jacket. |
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« Reply #242 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 22:11:23 » |
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Reminds me of that joke where the guy waddles into a shop, asks them to put Levi's in the bag then after shoving his shit stained trousers out the window looks into the bag to find he was given a jacket.
Is this a dig at me? |
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« Reply #243 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 22:13:45 » |
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Is this a dig at me?
Well I was trying to protect your identity but you've given it away now  |
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« Reply #244 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 22:15:00 » |
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This thread is slowly turning into this:
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EldeneRed
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« Reply #245 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 23:04:12 » |
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This thread needs more alcohol induced posting. I hope it lasts until the weekend.
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« Reply #246 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 23:05:10 » |
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This thread needs more alcohol induced posting. I hope it lasts until the weekend.
Don't do it Eldene, you will get ethanol poisoning |
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« Reply #247 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 23:05:37 » |
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I'm a bit tipsy but I've never shit or pissed myself and I've never slept with a sex worker so I feel unable to contribute  |
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« Reply #248 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 23:08:52 » |
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You can give me 50 notes when we drill if you want.
You might feel mugged off though.
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« Reply #249 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 23:09:07 » |
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I'm a bit tipsy but I've never shit or pissed myself and I've never slept with a sex worker so I feel unable to contribute Oh, my dear, you've obviously been missing out going by some of the posts on this thread. |
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EldeneRed
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« Reply #250 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 23:15:20 » |
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I don't really get drunk. Nights out that get me suitably wankered are a rarity and very expensive.
I got 10 drinks down on a night out, a combination of pints, mixers and shots and was still fine.
My 21st I had many shots of Sambucca and Tequila, and apart from kicking the shit out of someone's bin in Oxford and shouting "YELLOW FUCKING SCUM!" Down the empty Summertown streets at 2AM - I was fine.
On a sidenote... I seem to have found Tans on YouTube. Got something to confess?
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« Reply #251 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 23:18:56 » |
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That's a lie actually, I once wet myself in front of the school. I was about 4 years old and dressed as a Christmas tree. Slightly more salacious I suppose (although many years later I should add) I did once sleep with 2 members of the same band within less than 24 hours of each other.  |
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« Reply #252 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 23:20:30 » |
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Slightly more salacious I suppose (although many years later I should add) I did once sleep with 2 members of the same band within less than 24 hours of each other. Twins? Mistaken identity? Otherwise you will be fine with DMR |
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« Reply #253 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 23:21:52 » |
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Nope, they weren't related. You're determined to get some tenuous incest into this thread aren't you?  |
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« Reply #254 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 23:24:10 » |
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That's a lie actually, I once wet myself in front of the school. I was about 4 years old and dressed as a Christmas tree. Slightly more salacious I suppose (although many years later I should add) I did once sleep with 2 members of the same band within less than 24 hours of each other. You slept twice in 24 hours? Do you have narcolepsy? |
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