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« Reply #210 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 11:32:59 » |
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Surely no lad has ever lasted over 3hrs on his first pump!
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« Reply #211 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 11:45:31 » |
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Surely no lad has ever lasted over 3hrs on his first pump!
You should have tried chemsex DMR....a shortcut for those who need one. |
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« Reply #212 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 11:57:46 » |
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I think I'd be bored after an hour or 2 to be honest Reg
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« Reply #213 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 11:58:49 » |
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What the fuck is the beverage of choice in this forum, Turpentine? I've been very, very drunk in my life but I've always managed to shit in a toilet. Far too many of these stories seem to involve misplaced faeces
I've got this sneaky feeling that this thread is now going to fill up with white spirit imbibing related posts... |
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« Reply #214 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 11:59:38 » |
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I think I'd be bored after an hour or 2 to be honest Reg
She definitely would. Truly well honed and reamed too. |
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« Reply #215 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 13:28:31 » |
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3 and a half hours?
You could have got to Leeds in that time!
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« Reply #216 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 18:47:04 » |
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I'm not saying I did not reach the "Peak" so to speak in those 3 and a half hours. I had my first "Peak" at about the 45 minute mark. I was still in full salute, but less sensitive for the following 2+ hours.
It didn't get boring, because A. time flies when you're having sex. and B. we switched the part of the room we were doing it in every 15 minutes or so, the floor, the bed, the chairs, the bathroom, against the room door with people passing outside...
I'm someone who takes things like "First times" very seriously.
P.S. She also "Peaked" about 4 times, and I practically had to carry her home after.
A pillow behind the back while doing the deed on the floor is a surprisingly good way to hit the G Spot.
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« Reply #217 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 19:04:37 » |
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« Reply #218 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 19:21:09 » |
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So if any of you ever stay in room 145 of the Best Western hotel in a certain Town beginning with "B" in North Oxfordshire. You've now been enlightened on some of it's history.
I'm desperately posting to keep this thread alive. Let's be having you people. Come on. I'm going to go through all my stories at this rate!
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« Reply #219 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 19:25:42 » |
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You lost your virginity in a hotel in Banbury?
You poor fucker
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« Reply #220 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 19:29:20 » |
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You lost your virginity in a hotel in Banbury?
You poor fucker
It was one of the Suites. I have pictures. Which I may post shortly. They need me photoshopped out of them, first. |
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« Reply #221 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 19:31:05 » |
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I kind of feel that my example in a tent next to a Biffa Bin on boars hill lacks the desired romance or occasion for this thread.... Plus my missus knows my user name on here....
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« Reply #222 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 19:31:42 » |
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You lost your virginity in a hotel in Banbury?
You poor fucker
Could be worse could be bicester? |
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« Reply #223 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 19:37:28 » |
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Has the TEF turned into Razzle? What is this publication of which you speak? |
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« Reply #224 on: Monday, November 9, 2015, 19:40:14 » |
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You stoopid fuckers. Everyone knows it means By The Red Dragon.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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