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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:45:00 »

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to be honest I've done over 120mph on the M5 at 3am so I can't really say anything.

except that it was fun.


You drive a Clio how the fuck did you manage thaT?  OMG WHAT IF THERE HAD BEEN A KID ON A SLEEPOVER PLAYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.  You'd have splintered him all over the tarmac omg you are such a menace to society, lets make all roads 15mph, HELL AND I DONT EVEN HAVE A DRIVING LICENSE.

OH YEAH, AND DROP IGOE, EVANS, PARKIN, O'HANLON, DUKE, JENKINS, HOLMES, HEWLETT, SMITH, PROCTOR - BUT KEEP FUCKING HEYWOOD.
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:47:48 »

Yeah Dave,since when do little kids on sleepovers play in the middle of roads? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:48:00 »

You're pissed  Tongue
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:48:20 »

it wasn't in my Clio, it was my mate's Golf GTDi. I have done over 100 in my clio though, it feels as if it's about to explod Cool
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:49:57 »

You and me gotta race Sonic!   Cool

I raced a Bournemouth fan today, but she wasx driving a Clio so she got pissed on.  I love inter-fan tussles on the motorway, they rule!   Cool
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:50:00 »

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dave, do you know how annoying that badger is?

rate it on a scale of 1-10 please, 10 being most annoying


more annoying than that fat kid?
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:50:33 »

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dave, do you know how annoying that badger is?

rate it on a scale of 1-10 please, 10 being most annoying


10


i rest my case
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:50:49 »

Fuck off Walrus you were racing in an unroadworthy car,I accept that young men  can be nobs and racing happens particularly in the Chav classes just admit that it was cockish and stop trying to defend it.
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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:52:23 »

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dave, do you know how annoying that badger is?

rate it on a scale of 1-10 please, 10 being most annoying


more annoying than that fat kid?


not quite as bad. this badger thing was funny for about 2 weeks way back when but it's just annoying watching it doing that fucking dance over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and.......
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« Reply #24 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:52:34 »

yeah if a car was roadworthy the boot shouldn't pop up, why the feck didn't your mate pull over to close the boot  :?:  :?:
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #25 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:53:38 »

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dave, do you know how annoying that badger is?

rate it on a scale of 1-10 please, 10 being most annoying


more annoying than that fat kid?


not quite as bad. this badger thing was funny for about 2 weeks way back when but it's just annoying watching it doing that fucking dance over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and.......


so is that the ok to bring the fat kid back??  Cheesy
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
DMR

« Reply #26 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:53:50 »

Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Fuck off Walrus you were racing in an unroadworthy car,I accept that young men  can be nobs and racing happens particularly in the Chav classes just admit that it was cockish and stop trying to defend it.


He has got to be a chav surely.

Shaved eyebrow and now this. I reckon his girlfriend is rented.
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« Reply #27 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:53:58 »

Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Fuck off Walrus you were racing in an unroadworthy car,I accept that young men  can be nobs and racing happens particularly in the Chav classes just admit that it was cockish and stop trying to defend it.


yup that scare should have taught a lesson really. Yeovil has infinite wisdom, listen to the old stella swigging fool will you
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« Reply #28 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:54:54 »

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dave, do you know how annoying that badger is?

rate it on a scale of 1-10 please, 10 being most annoying


more annoying than that fat kid?


not quite as bad. this badger thing was funny for about 2 weeks way back when but it's just annoying watching it doing that fucking dance over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and.......


so is that the ok to bring the fat kid back??  Cheesy


no i did say that the fat kid was more annoying
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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:56:28 »

The badger stays for now.

I'm working on something else.
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