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« Reply #30 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:57:17 »

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dave, do you know how annoying that badger is?

rate it on a scale of 1-10 please, 10 being most annoying


more annoying than that fat kid?


not quite as bad. this badger thing was funny for about 2 weeks way back when but it's just annoying watching it doing that fucking dance over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and.......


so is that the ok to bring the fat kid back??  Cheesy


no i did say that the fat kid was more annoying


siorry my eyes/mind playing tricks on me

just for old times sake http://www.whits.plus.com/files/fattyfatfatfat%5b2%5d.gif
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first touch is average but his second is a killer,
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« Reply #31 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:57:42 »

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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« Reply #32 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 11:58:57 »

Yeh I should have walked home from Brighton  :roll:

The car was written off a few weeks ago but he still drives it.  It was that or be stuck in Brighton with a Town shirt on.  Not really a lesson to be learnt here as I wasn't driving, althuogh I remember that next time I'm racing someone to check if my car is roadworthy  Wink
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« Reply #33 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 12:27:30 »

You keep going on about wearing your Town shirt. Its Brighton not Oxford,no ones going to harm you unless you were going around singing songs about all Brighton fans being gay. Cheesy
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« Reply #34 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 14:12:46 »

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You keep going on about wearing your Town shirt. Its Brighton not Oxford,no ones going to harm you unless you were going around singing songs about all Brighton fans being gay. Cheesy


I got egged, and persistently sang: "Town full of faggots"

I get tons of stick when I'm driving, with my Swindon Town sticker in the back window.
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« Reply #35 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 14:44:32 »

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You keep going on about wearing your Town shirt. Its Brighton not Oxford,no ones going to harm you unless you were going around singing songs about all Brighton fans being gay. Cheesy


I got egged, and persistently sang: "Town full of faggots"

I get tons of stick when I'm driving, with my Swindon Town sticker in the back window.


You probably get the stick when you drive because you look like a chavvy wanker,especially with that spolier on the back of your Corsa. Cheesy
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« Reply #36 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 17:51:27 »

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You keep going on about wearing your Town shirt. Its Brighton not Oxford,no ones going to harm you unless you were going around singing songs about all Brighton fans being gay. Cheesy


I got egged, and persistently sang: "Town full of faggots"

I get tons of stick when I'm driving, with my Swindon Town sticker in the back window.


You probably get the stick when you drive because you look like a chavvy wanker,especially with that spolier on the back of your Corsa. Cheesy



 Shocked   I wish I did have a spoiler....!

It is black, but it's not veyr chavvy.  I'm about the least chaviest person you could meet, although I do have a chain, but its silver, and my dad has some burberry aftershave, but he found it!
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« Reply #37 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 17:55:31 »

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You keep going on about wearing your Town shirt. Its Brighton not Oxford,no ones going to harm you unless you were going around singing songs about all Brighton fans being gay. Cheesy


I got egged, and persistently sang: "Town full of faggots"

I get tons of stick when I'm driving, with my Swindon Town sticker in the back window.


You probably get the stick when you drive because you look like a chavvy wanker,especially with that spolier on the back of your Corsa. Cheesy



 Shocked   I wish I did have a spoiler....!

It is black, but it's not veyr chavvy.  I'm about the least chaviest person you could meet, although I do have a chain, but its silver, and my dad has some burberry aftershave, but he found it!


i hope that was a tongue in cheek comment, otherwise that is chavvy
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Piemonte

« Reply #38 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 18:02:57 »

Indeed it is.

I the only think more chavvy than finding some burberry aftershave is nicking it!
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« Reply #39 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 18:43:01 »

where on earth do you find burberry aftershave? "oooh look over there in that bush!!"
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« Reply #40 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 18:45:28 »

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Yeh I should have walked home from Brighton  :roll:

The car was written off a few weeks ago but he still drives it.  It was that or be stuck in Brighton with a Town shirt on.  Not really a lesson to be learnt here as I wasn't driving, althuogh I remember that next time I'm racing someone to check if my car is roadworthy  Wink


i have to say that at some point whilst driving we have all raced.
but never have i heard something so stupid than your mate having his car writen off yet still driving it. then again racing in it.

if he had crashed even at 5mph into another car he wouldn't have insurance or mot and be fucked.
and your more stupid to even get in the car with him.
don't forget you wasn't pissed when you first went to Brighton.

at the end of the day it's your life your playing with.
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« Reply #41 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 18:48:10 »

http://pnavy.com/dansound/albums/album01/burbery_metro.jpg

Is this the car?
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« Reply #42 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 20:28:28 »

I was pissed when I got in the car.....

Plus, my dad did actually find Burberry aftershave at the airport.  Brand new bottle.  Quite nice too  Cheesy
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« Reply #43 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 21:14:59 »

if the boot opened why didnt you just pull the car over and close it? Why on earth would you need to close it whilst driving?
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« Reply #44 on: Sunday, March 6, 2005, 21:19:56 »

We'd have lost the race duhh  Cheesy

No, he reckoned he couldn't brake as the boot would have opened further (it only opened halfway apparently) and he'd have spun out.  Also, we were on a dual carriageway so there was nowhere to pull over.
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