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« Reply #255 on: Monday, August 19, 2013, 11:43:57 »

The Washbag's blog on Ranger included this excellent video:

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« Reply #256 on: Monday, August 19, 2013, 11:48:37 »

if he's found innocent and he sorts his head out a bit he's going to provide some great moments, a lower league balotelli.

maybe we should rip off the excellent chant city had.
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« Reply #257 on: Monday, August 19, 2013, 11:51:02 »

And here's a lovely video of Nile buying some bread

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« Reply #258 on: Monday, August 19, 2013, 11:51:27 »

My girlfriend tried to stick a couple of fingers up my bum during sex once. Despite my resistance she still kept trying and eventually I had to forcibly stop her.


He's not your bum he's a real person without a home.

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« Reply #259 on: Monday, August 19, 2013, 11:56:19 »

It's probably all your fault

When she said 'Do you fancy a couple of fingers?' I bet you were expecting a Kit Kat

I'm fucking appalled nobody is taking this seriously. A crime was committed, yet somehow I brought it on myself and everyone else is making jokes about it.
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« Reply #260 on: Monday, August 19, 2013, 11:57:10 »

you didn't take it at all, let alone seriously
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« Reply #261 on: Monday, August 19, 2013, 13:22:56 »

if he's found innocent and he sorts his head out a bit he's going to provide some great moments, a lower league balotelli.

maybe we should rip off the excellent chant city had.

Ohhh Nile Ranger, he's our striker
He's going downnnnn,
His own name on his face makes him look a stupid cunt,
If any bird says no to him he'll just give 'em the shunt..

OHHHHHHHHH NILE RANGERRRRRRRRRR
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« Reply #262 on: Monday, August 19, 2013, 14:24:24 »

I'm fucking appalled nobody is taking this seriously. A crime was committed, yet somehow I brought it on myself and everyone else is making jokes about it.

I take your point.

Mars bars never held the same allure for me after 'that' Marianne Faithful/Mick Jagger incident
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« Reply #263 on: Monday, August 19, 2013, 15:53:09 »

My girlfriend tried to stick a couple of fingers up my bum during sex once. Despite my resistance she still kept trying and eventually I had to forcibly stop her.

Was I anally raped?


You were asking for it, dressed like that. Bet you were in a hotel room too, weren't you? You dirty northern slag
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« Reply #264 on: Monday, August 19, 2013, 16:48:48 »

If we get promoted, we should persuade him to get "S T" tattooed on his face just before his name.

He's a Tesco Value Balotelli.
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« Reply #265 on: Monday, August 19, 2013, 17:01:56 »

You were asking for it, dressed like that. Bet you were in a hotel room too, weren't you? You dirty northern slag

Cheesy
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« Reply #266 on: Monday, August 19, 2013, 19:42:50 »

Yeah, raping women, what a chuckle.

Cunt.
Could be anal rape as well as cunt rape.
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« Reply #267 on: Wednesday, September 25, 2013, 19:06:09 »

Thought this might clear up his trial dates some people are confused, also didn't realise he has to live at his hoe in London as terms of his bail, so he must commute from London to training daily....
Former Newcastle United footballer Nile Ranger is to deny the rape charge he faces, a court was told today.

The 22-year-old striker is alleged to have carried out the sex attack at a hotel in Jesmond, Newcastle in January.

He appeared at the city’s crown court today where the case was adjourned.

He was told by Judge John Evans: “The next hearing for this matter will be on October 21, when you will be required to come back to court and enter your plea.

“Assuming you plead not guilty, as I understand you intend, it will be necessary for you to submit a defence statement, which your legal representatives will help you with, and you will be tried during the week of January 20 next year.”

Ranger, who spoke only to confirm his name, was granted conditional bail in the meantime.

One of the terms of his bail prevents him from entering Newcastle or anywhere else in the Northumbria Police force area.

He must not contact any prosecution witness and has to live at his home in Haringey, London.

He has also been ordered to surrender his passport.

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« Reply #268 on: Wednesday, September 25, 2013, 19:09:57 »

Thought this might clear up his trial dates some people are confused, also didn't realise he has to live at his hoe in London as terms of his bail, so he must commute from London to training daily....
Former Newcastle United footballer Nile Ranger is to deny the rape charge he faces, a court was told today.

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« Reply #269 on: Wednesday, September 25, 2013, 19:25:39 »

Smiley

Don't think it was a typo !
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