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I've never, ever made a matchday thread before. I've been saving my luck up for a day when we desperately need it.

And body, do we desperately need it today.

Three points. TALK TO ME!

COYR.

I can't see anything other than another defeat. Hart will need time to turn this lot around and in my opinion they are so far gone that it is an impossible task. When we drop to Div 4 it gives us a chance to rebuild. I'm firmly in the Reg school of pessimism / realism.
Now hopefully they will go and prove me 100% wrong.

2-1 loss, Fallon to score their first

26-0.

3-1 win

Think it might be a draw (as long as we don't let them score more than one), which after Saturday's result probably isn't enough.  :(

This has a comfortable victory for Plymouth written all over it.  Their confidence will be sky high after their last 2 results, they have a back to the walls mentality following the points deduction and they now believe they can get out of it.  Then a team who hasn’t won in 2 months comes onto their patch, they will be thinking they can fill their boots.

3-1 Plymouth, not sure why I’m going tonight, suppose it’s in the hope that Hart has been able to work some tricks on the training pitch now he has seen what he has at his disposal. 

2-1 defeat with Gorilla scoring.

3-2 to Town, Benyon coming off the bench to net the winner.

Is this a must-win game ? Or will Hart see it as a must-not-lose game as he did on Saturday.

Either way, I have a sneaky feeling that the form book will be thrown out of the window, and we will edge a tightly fought 7-3 win. Or another 0-0 draw. Or maybe something in between.

Which is why I think we might get a result.  This run of ours cannot last forever.

If we don't win this evening, it will - finally - be game over for me.  Of course you don't completely give up until the arithmetic says relegation is a certainty, but a draw or a defeat will mean I'm relying on blind hope and nothing else.

heart says we'll shut them out and nick it 1-0.the hope of survival in league 1 will still be there.

head says,1-0 defeat.
tonight will pretty much be the nail in the coffin.

0-0

Win: Chance of survival

Lose: Doomed

We can afford to draw as long as those around us lose.

a draw would be a decent result.i'd happily take that right now

We will lose 3-0
That is all I have to say on the matter.

This will be a draw or quite possibly an away win. Hart has after all been manager for a week now...

WINNNNNNN

2-0 Plymouth

A funny, irrational and (regrettably) almost certainly wrong feeling that we will nick this.  But then again I know f*ck all about anything.

douglas to score, swindon to win...put your money on it now!

Alas, I can't envisage us winning this evening.

Plymouth Argyle 2-1 Swindon Town

We will draw 0-0 again playing a 5-5-0 formation.

But hey, we didn't lose though  ::)

A game we simply have to win to stay up - but we'll lose 3-1.

I've got a feeling it could be a Charlton-esque performance tonight.  We've shown that we're incapable of winning the games at the start of the season we'd have all counted as home-bankers, so I think we'll break the run tonight.  That said, I'm ever the optimist and still think we'll stay up.  3-1, with Grella bagging a brace.  If we lose tonight, I may be forced into considering the remote possibility that we might perhaps be playing in just a slightly lower league next season.

Fuck off logic, we're going to win 10-0

No idea tbh.  Although we've played reasonably well lately we just don't ever look like we're going to score especially at home.

Away from home this season we seem to have had a fair few defensive meltdowns too

You're 3 days too late for the last chance saloon, desperately need luck thing. Saturday was our last chance


how the fuck is a draw a decent result?

We're playing Plymouth away, a team who now have little to lose and are putting together a good run of results, not to mention a decent team.  Even if we were at the right end of the league a draw tonight would be a good result.  Given the current sorry state of affairs, it'd be a fucking excellent result.

It's not tonight that is going to cost us relegation.  It's the 30-something other games we've been dragged through.

Incidentally, didn't we play Plymouth in the cup early in the season, and they were about 3 goals up inside 12 minutes?  Or did we beat them in the cup and I'm thinking of the league game?  Apologies for bringing it up....

one look at the league table clearly indicates that a draw tonight is not a decent fucking result and never would be in a million fucking years.

Fuck what sort of form Plymouth our on, look at the position we are in!!

I'm hoping the news that their club shop has closed will be a crushing blow to the players' morale. It's not much I know, but maybe being deprived of the opportunity to stock up on Argyle-branded mousemats, lunchboxes and little tiny shirts to hang in the car will bring home the reality of their predicament in a way a mere points deduction couldn't

I'm inclined to agree with the 'special' one. Anything less than 3 points tonight = goodnight Vienna.

A footballer who is unable to pimp his ride, Jesus, show some humanity Paul.


Nearly but not quite for me. Realistically 7/9 points is what we needed stating Saturday gone. So two wins needed.

Yet there is part of me that thinks we can still survive with 5/9 from those three games. Obviously this part of me is stupid.

I think its goodnight Vienna anyway after Saturday.
 
:suicide:

If we lose tonight that's it. If we draw tonight and don't win Saturday then that's it.

as others have said if we get anything less than 3 points tonight then we're effectively down. Regardless if we then win Saturday.

To have any hope of staying up we MUST win tonight and Saturday. Very Very big ask considering our previouse results but i'm keeping everything crossed

Hopefully we'll nick it 2-1. I'm still concerned about the lack of goals tho. Is Benyon likely to be back?

On the bench supposedly.

3-0 to Plymouth

as its pancake day i have a feeling we will get rolled over and look like a bunch of lemons :girlgiggle:

or complete tossers!

:clap:

Erm, something about Tate and Lyle

I just hope we don't get battered.

eggs

Steady on, flour

No need to flip out

i hope having a new manager is not a case of out of the frying pan into the fire :blowup:

We're going to win tonight, 1-0. Maybe 2.

I'm not even convincing myself.

We'll put in a crepe performance.

I cant (ga) lette you get away with that one.

Flat performance.

1-0 defeat.

I say 1-2. Game Over.

My lad says 2-1 Town after revising down from 4-0 town. He is only 6 mind.

edit: Oh bother, I didn't galette all the pancake puns.

  Got the Joe Mason show written all over it.... :(

I think a useless draw,1-1 with Ritchie getting ours.

We will lose. Not good enough sadly and they have stepped up a gear like every other team at the bottom...something that we cannot do and we will go down for it unless we do it fast. Anyone happy with a draw is crazy IMO. This game is beyond must win really after Saturday.

Smith's in goal tonight as Lucas has an infection in his arm!

What's that got to do with pancakes?

Its a yeast infection :D

Pancakes don't have yeast in them

He's not going to rise to that.

Shrove off

Yep and Mr Fallon....just hope there is no pushing and shroving ::)

1-1 with my G...rella....ella ....ella......scoring.

We better win or im going to flip

:clap: :clap:

What we need is a sugar coated performance or the players are gonna feel like Lemons

I have no idea how this game is going to pan out!

No Obika on the bench then, can't say I am surprised after Saturday.

Of this I know, it was done for a (very mild) comedic reaction :)

Yeah me neither.

So Lucas is out again, and Ferry's sojourn in the first team was short lived.  Timlin is more defensive than Ferry, so we are hoping for a 0-0 then!

Timlin for Ferry great  ::)

I'm still completley baffled how Timlin gets in the team ahead of Ferry.

Playing for a point tonight. Thats why.

I am, he's the only striker we have with a bit of pace who can get in behind. Saturday wasnt his finest 20 minutes but I'm not going to write him off after 20 minutes...

Oh and four, five fucking one with Timlin in the side.

Is Hart on a fucking relegation bonus or something? What the fuck is he playing at? Has he even looked at the fucking table?

Lke i posted in another thread QPR fans reckon 4-5-1 is the only formation Hart plays.  He may switch to 4-4-2 with 15mins left if we're drawing or losing

In fairness Obika is shite and Benyon and Dossevi are not fully fit. 4-5-1 is really the only option we have.

He's lazy. If he tried he'd be good.

You don't have to have the solution, you've got to invest in the problem and don't go hoping for a miracle.

Obika isnt shite.

He played well against Carlisle.

Move Ritchie upfront, play O'Brien on the left if we have to.

Gamble with a half fit Benyon?`

Do something! no point thinking too long term. We're as good as down already, the time to be solid and throw caution to the wind is long gone - gamble, attacking fucking win!

Sayeth the crow.

he tried against Carlisle if anyone remembers that far back?

we have to win!

We can't afford to carry players

Obika can cunt off

Subtle as ever BR but right none the less!

Where did you go? When things went wrong for you, when the knives came out for you?

What did you learn,
locked away all on your own,
chance and your head all blown
What did you learn,

JJ ruined my game :(

Im baffled as to how Prutton gets in ahead of anyone.

wots it from, tis bugging me :hmmm:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIzcRqyXGdk

In fairness Ferry did nothing on Saturday. Douglas and Prutton were a lot more involved. I just think he's lost in a 4-5-1 formation sometimes sadly. When we play 4-4-2 he's very much more involved.

Very true!

STFCplayer is skippier than a kangaroo and it's not even kick-off time yet.

:nod:

Sorry was unaware it was a game, have another go and tell us the rules :)

They're trying to get people to turn off before it's even started.

I am considering watching the Arsenal game instead...

and miss all the action from 2 quality L1 teams :D

2-0 Swindon COYR

Heeeeeere we go.

Fingers crossed eh.

FUCKING WIN YOU CUNTSSSSSSSS.

Just been talking to the lead singer in Bournemouth, let's hope it is one..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36gW-IPV0aA

Its alright for you lot, all you have is the misery of the Swindon game. I live with  Brighton fan who is cheering his head off, devastating  :(

He has his game on player too......cunt

Early chance :eek:

A positive start? Well I never.

Ritchie goes close with a downward header.

we're playing 4-1-4-1... I didn't think it was possible to be more negative than we were

There is always Jimmy Walker and Aaron Lescott style time wasting.

Im here!  Why are we singing 'you're shit and your going bust!'?

Short memories methinks!

Fuck off Fallon.

0-1.

Here we go again. Fuck off you cunts,

Goal Fallon. boo

We're down

Fallom scores. CUNTSTICKS.

Fuck off Fallon.

I'm fucking sick to the eye teeth of this.

surprise surprise

Change it now. Go 3 up top. Nothing to lose at all.

Shit.

Why do I do this every week  :suicide:

Daggers winning too. Yippe

Dag & Red winning too.

where is the luck?

Dagenham 1-0 up

bollocks, went for a piss and we've been relegated

Yup.

L2 is looking certain at this point in time.

haha, we're down.

One team super motivated, and it's not us... still gonna stick with one up top?

Just when you think it couldn't get worse...

FFS.  Just got the kids in bed, switched the computer on and it's all fucked up already.

Oxford United, here we come.

daggers 1 up

Just need a goal from Rovers to complete the misery.

We've got a huge rebuilding job to do this summer to prepare for League 2. This bunch of twats aren't gonna be capable of doing anything.

I think we're doing that ourselves.

A stunningly shit year :(

Yeovil losing. Shame it doesn't matter anymore.

Greer really is the messiah. Saved us 2 seasons ago. Play off final last year. Sell him, we go down and Brighton win the league. Selling him has to be One of the worst mistakes in STFC history

Sounds like a 4 or 5-0 beating at the moment

Just got in...Are we winning?

I echo that

If by winning, you mean losing? Then yes, we're winning.

Rover 1-0

Rovers winning

We're Bottom?

Bottom of the league now. Fuck this.

Look at the stats, check them up.
We've not been the same since Yinka Casal left the club.

FFS don't look at the in play table on the BBC site, it'll break your fucking heart.

I'm done.

thats it.

Hahaha bottom of the league in a division with a team deducted 10 points.

From play-off finalists to relegation favourites in less than 9 months...

Relegation favourites? I'd be surprised if any bookies are taking bets on us anymore

Could only happen to us.

Shocking.....not sure i will be watching LG2 football myself.

Great !

"Here is a decent chance for Douglas to hit it"      Oh

How the hell did this happen, it cant just be Greer guys, Paynter as well was never replaced, and in my opinion we didnt learn our lesson from being bullied by teams like millwall and bulk up the team with strength and power, we signed more short and technical players. Wilson takes the blame for that in my book.

Early tonight still though so you never know

I'm in a mood so I gonna blame Fitton for everything that's gone wrong this season  :D

Is there some way we can just declare now and finish this fucking season.

DVD of the season is gonna sell like hot cakes...

Yeah, you will.

:hmmm:

Ha

Yes we do.

Unfortunately recently the number of comebacks to win when behind can be counted on one finger.

Most of us will be there. Our current squad however...

I can remember worse seasons!

Selling your top scorer in January is never a good idea either.

I think the Greer/paynter discussion has been done once or twice now, can we just wallow in how shit we are rather than go over the reasons why we are shit again?

If anybody had said to me during pre-season that we'd be bottom of the table in March I'd have laughed in their faces.

Oh how I would've been wrong.

This is just unbelievable.

Agreed. No point dwelling on it, we all know its significance.

Let us embrace the chaos that is our immediate future.

Which one?

not to mention that one of the teams above us have had a 10 point deduction.

Last time we went down I was concrete certain we'd come back on the bounce, this time........no chance

This is worse than the 2005/06 campaign, therefore being the worst season in my 20 years actively following Swindon.

There were a few shit Championship seasons but hey we were in the Championship!

And neither would most of the 5600 season ticket holders, the board have undone all the hard work from the previous 2 seasons I just can not see more than 3000 renewing

Douglass efforts are getting closer

Massive clearout in the summer. This lot ain't up to it.

How many would you keep ?

This season has been a total shambles from the off. Can't believe how bad we are.

I can remember seasons when the off field shambles left us pathetic on field. This season trumps those because we have had a reasonable budget that we have spunked away on luxury players like Caddis and Prutton while completely ignoring the spine of the team.

To fail to replace one striker was stupid, to fail to replace 2 and a centre back is fucking unforgivable.

On current form NONE

Co-comm: "Getting Douglas forward to the edge of the area - that's something they'll have been working on in training.
 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :cry:

On the pitch yes, but at least we're not skint and on the verge of being wound up.

pancake anyone?? :badmood:

One where Gorman took us down. One where Quinn took us down. One where Iffy took us down. One where McMahon took us down.

Bring on a striker you cunt.

Whats that, you being wrong?

In Poxford !!!

If we are to have any hope of staying up this season it means playing players from last season.

So that means
                                         Lucas
Amankwaah       Cuthbert                    LJF          Sheehan

McGovern         Douglas                      Ferry       Ritchie
                          
                       Pericard             Grella

They experienced the "winning" mentality from last season.

Ha-fucking-ha.

Timlin over Ferry, someone explain this one to me please?

For expectancy and sheer disappointment... It's this season for me.

I've played the 'financial' card all season, not any more.

MASSIVE rebuild required.

Reminds me of the Quinn season in terms of hopelessness.

way way way way way way way too fucking late.

Who's contract is beyond the seasons end? The ones i can think of are: JPM, Caddis, Ferry, Lucas, Rose, Benyon, Misun, Prutton, Flint and Ritchie. Any others?

Out of that lot, i'd like to see the back of Rose and Prutton, but who'd take them? Nobody....All of the out of contract players can piss off, except JD, Cuthbert and possibly Sheehan, for me!

Ho hum....Come on Swindon

Don't have a go at me about it. Have a go at Wilson/Fitton/Hart.  ;)

Normally when we've been shit we knew we were going to be shit, or nearly bust.

This season has been awful because there was hope goddamit. I've never been more wrong about a season.

Never mind the players we let go, look at the shit we bought in, the low/no agent fees shit..... truely depressing stuff.

Rubbish on the pitch, rubbish off it. Can't see us bouncing back from this, unless heavy investment is made in the playing squad - but I can't see that happening at all.

I wonder what odds on Fitton calling it a day at the end of the season and letting someone else have a go....? I mean the guy was wallowing in a pit of despair after the playoff defeat, so whats he going to be like after this?

I'd say there is zero chance of JD or Cuthbert signing new contracts.

Bottom of the league and below a team who have suffered a 10 point deduction is a fucking disgrace.

Personally I'd like to hear Fitton come out, put his hands up and apologise for a series of bad decisions that will ultimately cost us League 1 status.

Exactly.

then explain to us how he's going to make sure we walk League fucking Two.

We were having these same conversations 2 seasons ago. The thing is the players we have are 10X better than what we had then. We SHOULD be in the play offs with this lot

Me too. Blind faith and optimism that we cant be so bad for so long...

I wouldnt say play offs but we shouldnt be fucking bottom.

we even got a surprise victory away at Charlton.

Let's Hope Plymouth have not paid the electricity bill. A floodlight failure is the only thing that will save us

hehe Mason hits the post

To go from a team who flirted with automatic promotion and lost in the final of the play offs, to a team that are rock bottom of the league in March is actually quite impressive!

Almost 0-2.

Mason missed an open goal...hanging in there by a thread.

COME ON SWINDON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

dont think JD or cuthbert have to sign, the contract is just extended as have that option

i just think we need more pace and power in the team. Difference for me this year is the loss of greer, paynter, austin, ward, and even amankwaah barely playing. We effectively lost all the strength and the pace with ward and amankwaah. all replaced with more technical players!

Walsall losing. Such a shame this current bunch of cunts don't have the fight in them.

Bugger walking league 2.  Job one is making sure we have a team capable of staying in league 2.  When you look at what happened to Oxford, Luton, etc. there is very little difference between us and them.  Momentum in either direction is a powerful thing and we have a serious amount of downward momentum.

It's only 4 months ago we pissed all over this lot 4-0...and Plymuff were lucky to get nil.

Two problems Sonic:
1. being a mid-table team with a points deduction still makes them a mid-table team, so it's not surprising we're below them.
2. Fitton may have had his part in the departures (and he always said we were a develop and sell team) but surely the signings are Wilson's responsibility (thereby undermining Fitton's policy).

Why shouldn't we be bottom? We're shit! The odd decent player here and there doesn't give us a right to be anywhere else in the league

Mason hits the otehr post

Mason on a mission to hit the post as many times as he can.

It would be an insult for JD to play in Div 4, Cuthbert deserves a season there as mandatory punishment for his underwhelming performances this year....

I'll bet there will be no changes as half-time.

Dunno, but I have a funny feeling that we are going to get something out of this game.

I wouldn't be surprised if we get an undeserved equalizer in the last couple of mins.

(Yes, I know Mason has just hit the other post)

We should be signing players like Mason  8)

Mason could have been hitting posts for us, and getting paid for it.  :doh:

More or less five years ago today we lost 2-1 at home to Tranmere as we slid further into the mire, our team was:

Evans
Nicholas
O'Hanlon
Gurney
Smith
Brown
Miglioranzi
Pook
Peacock
Benjamin
Cureton

Not sure which team is worse

I did say. Stewart Yetton from Truro City would have had the appetite to get us out of this mess  :no:

I'd have O'Hanlon, Gurney, Smith, Migz and Peacock over any of the current lot.

That Messi bloke has just scored against Arsenal.  I keep hearing his name.  He might be able to do a job for us in Div 4.

orient are a bit like us last season, creeping up there,games in hand if they were to win those a few points off auto :cry:

FOUR-FOUR-FUCKING-TWO.

We've scored 6 goals in 12 games. That's why we're bottom.

that team was worse, would take o'hanlon maybe, but thats it

Smith > Evans
Caddis < Smith
Cuthbert > O'Hanlon
Frampton - Gurney
Rose < Nicholas
JPM > Pook
Prutton < Miglioranzi
Douglas > Peacock
Ritchie > Brown
Grella > Benjamin & Cureton!

I make that in favour of our current team, which is doing worse!

Cunts

Sorry but just wanted to get that off my chest

I echo that sentiment

We have to bung another striker on if not 2.

Who is on the bench ? Dossi and Benyon ?

At least they showed some fight. The majority of them were just shite. This lot has ability but no desire or fight at all. It's painful.

Even the report of the first half on the official site makes it sound like we are playing shit!

Only Yeovil have scored fewer goals at home (16) than us (17) and they have a game in hand.

Are you posting from a cave tonight?

Plymuff are playing like a team with nothing to lose, there's the difference. That, plus having two forwards.

Hart out.

Yup. I no longer care if the entire squad fucks off at the end of the season.

We're going to win this lads.

Unfair sending off, dodgy penalty, floodlight failure, something.

It's going to go our way, whether we deserve it or not.

Hmmmmmmm  :hmmm:

I no longer care if the fuck off tonight.

I'd rather the likes of me and you played Batch.

We've got more CG goals than Pericard, Obika, Grella and Bodin combined. Adding Dossevi's goals that puts them up by 1!

Benjamin isn't worth mentioning but otherwise that's spot on. Migs, Nicho and Smith are all still playing aren't they?

I remember being angry and saddened at our plight in 05/06. This season I'm just totally resigned to it.

I've lost sound on Player.
But maybe that's a good thing

Just saw the Baca goal. Looked like Fabregas was tying to play fanny-flick-football trying to clear their lines. Back-heel straight to a Baca player.

Nobody cares about Arsenal, but its better than talking about our sack of shit.

No Cajones, gutless, bottlers, fuck off, we're down  :crash:

I'm tempted to stream the 2nd half and turn the radio off.

Has Larrieu had anything to do yet?  Not heard his name mentioned so we've not troubled him at all since the first few minutes.  God, this is so depressing watching other teams score & looking to make progress over us.

I tried to make it as like for like as our team tonight, but 5 midfield/4 midfielders 1 striker/2 strikers ruin it.

I always liked Jack Smith, steady and chipped in with a few goals. Steady Eddie as it were.

Prutton is a poor mans Miglioranzi and always will be.

Nicho, got shitter and shitter here but Rose is a gash defender. He's made a decent career out of a good free kick. I find it odd that he can be so good at one thing and so rubbish at everything else.

The Smith in that team was Grant not Jack surely?

Eugh not fucking ideal to say the least. Still another half to go though, get another striker on and let's at least TRY and win tonight. PLEASE.

Me too :) I'd be shit and knackered after 5 minutes but I'd fucking try my heart out.

And my 1 in 1 goalscoring record is not to be sniffed at.

i really hate football at the moment

G.Smith had left the previous summer.

We can get something out of this, have been shed loads of decent balls into the box just need someone to get on the end of them.

Oh and it's fucking freezing!

But he's not Norwegian.

I think you got that the wrong way round

Yeah, so I did.

Oh well.

Cheers. Hope you have something to warm you up soon.

NO CHANGES??

FOUR FOUR FUCKING TWO YOU FUCKING CUNT

Same as me, 100% record.  From all of a foot, too, great finish.

ahahahahahahah we're losing and playing one up front.

Hart doesn't give a fuck does he? It's just a payday for him.

...and for some WEIRD reason no professional football club are willing to take a punt on Yetton. Odd.

Unbelievable, one up front, what the fuck is going through that twats head...?

It helped a lot when I discovered there was more to life than football. That way, you can obsess when things are going well, and try to block it out at times like this.

The wife would say it's not altogether working though.

So, thats me, you and Batch with 3 goals between us. Which is the same amount of CG goals as all of our current strikers added together. Bet they've played a few more games to!

I nosed mine in from 6 yards.

I was on the pitch when we got promoted, so my record is pretty good too!


Does Prutton remind anyone else of Whalley?

:D

Sorted for you.

I have played 3 finals at the county ground in defence and have 3 clean sheets to my name!

If that counts......

Fucks sake, it's called being innovative, tried and tested ain't doing us well so far FFS

fuck it, you're in!

Football's just a branch of science, Soccer and girls rule the world...

I've just got Swindon promoted to the premiership on Football Manager so i'm happy to take over...

Having a hard-on for a Cornish football club does not constitute as being innovative ;)

are we still playing one up front? it's important to defend our 1-0 scoreline for our goal difference

Closed minded fool, that's why we're in this mess

you can jog on.

the job is mine!

Plymouth fans like Prutton as much as we do

Prutton will be off soon....*sigh*

get Flint, Benyon and Doss on now.

I'm top of the Premier League after 22 games with Swindon

I wonder if many of the current squad will have relegation wage cuts in their contracts? I'm guessing it's probably standard fare for a footballer's contract, but it can't have been paramount to most contract negotiations.

Really wish we had gone for Fallon a few months back....desperate for a player like him up front.

We need not worry. They'll all want to fuck off when we are relegated anyway.

O'Brien Benyon and Dossevi instead.

Yeovil and Walsall losing 2-0. Why won't Hart just go for it?

Did think that but use Flint as a target man!

He's only scored 4 goals this season.

I genuinely think we're going to finish this game without making any substitutions.

So, a couple of comments about why we aren't going with 2 up front. Would suggest, since Plymouth have hit both posts and had other chances, that we are trying to keep it tight until the last 15-20 mins, rather than risk conceding another early and having no chance of getting anything from the game.

I still think we'll nick a goal in the last few mins.

sounds like its getting a bit tasty

But you'll need an experienced cone gatherer.

if thats the case then I genuinely think I could do a better job than Paul Hart.

Paynter scores for Leeds

I don't genuinely believe that, I'd literally believe it  :D

That's one way to look at it, but we may run out of time waiting for that. We also invite them on to us.

attack, attack,
attack, attack, attack.

Is DV Andy King in disguise? Is Flint Van der Linden?

no and no

but we are fucking desperate and Flint is 6ft 5.

Made a few as well.

Need a big man up front in times of need.

Having watched the open training session the other week, Aden Flint was far and away the best player in shooting practice.  He was hammering them in from all angles.  Maybe the Antoine van der Linden style defender up front may not be a bad option.  Not sure if it ever worked with Van Der Linden though.

Better than doing fuck all...

anythings got to be better than playing 1 up front.

We need more than one up front, don't care if it's Benyon, Flint or Batch.

Even I've scored the odd goal in five-a-side games and I'm fairly certain I'm more mobile than Obika

Fucking useless headless fucking chickens!!!!!!!!!!!ø

What pisses me off is that we can go through all these pages and nothing appears to be happening... It's been like this all season.

Damn football.

I was going for a bath..

attack you shits, its really not that hard

Change it now please Hart FFS!

Reg's tongue-and-cheek prediction of 'Hart Out' suggestions this evening could be on...!

My love for Swindon town is dying every minute! My love has been seriously tested this season

Halfway through the second half and no substitutes, why?

I've not got commentary.  Can someone please confirm if we have created any kind of chance?  Have we even had a corner?

There's been a few corners...no clear cut chances though.

Relegated we are. No doubt about it now. FFS

We've had quite a lot of corners and possession, but only one shot on target so far.

Thanks Yoda! ;-)

Ritchie went close in the first minute. Nothing since.

Dossevi coming on

has paul hart seen the league table?

Sounds like there are a few balls in the right area, but as per usual, nobody is on the end of them.

So bring Dossevi on. Yes, that'll fix things.  :no:

Ace !

Here comes the saviour.

COME ON THE DOSS!

Tommy Dos your time has come

Dossevi will change the game!  :(

Perfect.  In Doss we trust.

Paul Hart is looking for patience. Well, I've lost mine!

Still not on...

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
I will happily eat my words if this smilie appears not to be appropriate by the end of the match

Maybe if we can get back and win this, it'll kick start our season.

and.....  Timlin off.

Was hoping for Benyon if we're serious about scoring a goal  :no:

Dossevi on for Timlin.

About time.

After 14 years as a mediocre non-scoring also-ran, yes, Paul Hart has spotted your hidden talent.

Grella dropping back into midfield ;)

...or not, Grella's dropped deeper

4-4-1-1

fuck off hart you fucking cunt.

fuck 4-4-2, get Benyon on and go 3-4-3

4-4-1-1.

Ultra positive stuff.

Where is obika?

This is the season that simply never should have happened.  I'm gutted.  There's no way back from this.

I can think of only one positive - and that is that I have a relatively close game next season when we play away at Aldershot.  But that's not much of a positive, as positives go.

Dossevi on. We're definitely going to win now.




FACT!

On his bika back to Spurs.

Come back Danny, all is forgiven.

Mother Mother, tell your children
That their time has just begun...

North London, hopefully

Dosser's been threatening in his first 2 mins. Not offside yet either!

O'Brien coming on.

Alan Obi Wan coming on.

JPM off.

AOB on for JP

Let's hope O'brien's cheese hamstrings last the game and that he performs like in the last big game he had.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

BENYON!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW

Why the fuck are the talking about Arsenal

Fuck off

For good hopefully................disgrace this season....sorry if that is to strong a word but with his talent he has been shocking.

iv'e lost commentary, is it only me thats lucky?

Run Forrest, Run!

Just got in. Just saw the score. Just read the last few pages of this thread.

All very predictable. Looking forward to Morecambe away.

10 minutes left, if Benyon cant manage 10 minutes then why the fuck is he on the bench.

get him on for fuck sake.

It's guaranteed to be a wet, Tuesday night game next January.

I remember a wet evening many moons ago driving back from Newport County when we got relegated to Div 4 - again  :(

Benyon...finally!

BENYON

at fucking last, 5 to go, 20 minutes too late

Benyon coming on. Too late!

Benyon on for Ritchie

Too fucking late

TOO FUCKING LATE

we needed this with 20 minutes to go

ON SATURDAY

What harm is there leaving Ritchie on as well...

Fucking 5 minutes for Benyon, he won't have time to get fucking warm

Oh cool. Our one creative spark going off. Nice.

Hart's love affair with Prutton is annoying.

can we have 12 players on :hmmm:

Another game without scoring.

We are fucked.

Yeah, with 12 we'd have half a chance.

You reckon?

I am more baffled with Harts tactics in 2 games than I have been all season with Wilson

Dossevi seeing out the last 5 mins with free kick after free kick.

Who last scored for us?  Was it Benyon?

Cuthbert?

Hartley mentioned that we haven't been ahead in a game since Charlton. Jesus.

Ritchie.

No.  I think it was Duncan Shearer.

Board about to come up. How many minutes until our season is officially over? 2? 3?

Feels more like Harold Flemming

3 mins

I feel sorry for my little lad, he took an interest in town this season after our wembley exploits last season. I think he the idea it would like that always. I think he's going to hate me now!

I loathe my old man sometimes for the whole Swindon Town thing. Escpecially as the fucker doesn't even support them or even talk to me anymore!

Kind regards,

Daddy issues :D

But if he survives this season, at least it can't get (much) worse

Don't worry mate. You're not the one who sold Greer, or who moved to a club where you wuoldn't get a game, or who requested a transfer at the end of January.

FT 1-0, League 2 here we come.

Full Time. Shit

Pathetic  :crash:

Boom! Down!

13.

Die, STFC, Die.

13 fucking games!

Fuck off Swindon Town FC.

Just fuck off.

Hart Out.

Fooking shit.

Unreal.............i am lost for words.


Night all.

Going down with a whimper...

...and counting. Even Dagenham now look a bit good for us.

Part of me hopes we dont win again this season, stupid i know but we are already down so let the players suffer humiliation as well as the fans

20 points from 33 needed.

I don't think we can add to the at least we're not thread, can we?

Easiest 90 minutes Plymouth will have all season.

Can't wait for some "we're keep on fighting till the end" interviews from players/management.

No win in 13 since Jan 4th, not even ahead in a game in that period and lost every single away game. Two goals in six games, two shots in total tonight. Bottom of the league.

I rarely get this angry at Swindon. I'm fuming.

When we haven't scored in decades, why play 4-5-1? Why wait so long until its changed? Was Hart just sent here to provide some false hope they dash it by being as bad, and completely unexplainable as Wilson?

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Not sure there's much point counting. That would require play-off form.

I really dont know if I can sit through anymore punishment this season they dont deserve our support for the fucking pathetic effort they have put in

Bottom of the fucking table.... well done everyone at STFC.

For the first time in a long time i'm seriously considering not bothering on Saturday.

this assumes they fucking care

which they don't

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4 points in 40  :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

Fuck STFC and everything to do with it. I can't be fucking arsed with it anymore. I've got better things to spend my money and time on!

Rock fucking bottom. It can't get worse.

Any players reading this. Fuck off and play for some other cunt that's happy to pay your wages. No fucking passion. No fucking pride. Fuck you all.

I have to say it's some achievement.

It would be embarrassing if we did stay up. We're fucking shit and deserve to be relegated.

Those players are a fucking disgrace

Don't get me wrong, I'm incredibly grateful for the 'Saving our club' thing, but something in Mr Fittons cunning plans have not gone to plan.

Wank, wank, wank !!

That is one big fat lady...

I at least expected to see a bit of the 'new manager syndrome' and at least go down with a bit of a fight.

Not even a fucking whimper or a glimpse of professional pride. Pathetic.

I expect trousering a couple of grand a week makes it a bit easier though. The poor sods.

It's ok for them, they can fuck off somewhere else at the end of the season. It's us fans I feel sorry for, we're stuck with this shower of shite.

I want to play...

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We have been the worst side in the league for a while now, and tonight has confirmed it. Think we'll finish 24th now. The Board need to have a very long think about where this project is going.

Bit like Brizzle Wovers

Looking at the table, even a win against Daggers wouldn't fill me with any hope of survival.

I really hope we don't lose to Oxford.

There needs to be a serious post mortem started.  With our players, our financial stability, our support base...this season should simply never have happened the way it has.  Unbelievable.

Anyone else just considering giving the players abuse on Saturday?

You reckon they might bail? Lose interest themselves etc?

Nail. Head. Hit.

Woah, things must be bad. I agree with Reg.

The board are doing something wrong. Sort it please.

Yes. It will make me feel better. Rose is number one on my list.

either, not going or going in a foul mood to abuse all the players and throw my season ticket at them.

Fuck off lardarse Prutton.

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We're doomed!

It would take a lot for them to walk away from £9 million, but I've been worrying about that since we first started on this dire run.

We need to get out of this catastrophic downward spiral otherwise we may just continue downwards next season

I sincerely hope not.

They really need to try and finish what they've started. I feel that Fitton would have some sort of pride, and determination to turn this around.

I am just grateful that we have a club to support and its not in the hands of those nasty crooks anymore.

Well that went well, Tel.

FUCK OFF

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bottom of the league... no win in 13 games ....are nightmare season continues to get worse.
just staggered we've gone from playoffs to this in 1 season what absolute shite....were a laughing stock oxford,wovers,gills must be pissing themselves at our demise.

I wanted to play

too easy..

I'm beginning to wonder if life after Fitton might be rosier. I'm grateful to him for saving the club and the usual bollocks, but his 5 year plan is taking us into the Conference.

No idea really....but it might be as well for the Trust to come out of hibernation.

Be careful what you wish for.  Seriously.

From play-offs to bottom of the league in ten months!!  Fucking marvellous, we weren't even in the bottom 4 when Mr Negative arrived, been here five days, only at QPR for five games, get rid of the cunt now and find a manager who will at least go down fighting.

Who the fuck is going to take over? BEST Holdings?

once more FUCK OFF

Bill Power  :toocool:

Someone else would take over, i dont have any worries about that.

I wonder what the odds are of Hart playing 4-5-1 on Saturday?

"From play-offs to bottom of the league in ten months!!  "

Must be some sort of record surely??

Quite.

well......pfft
Positives? played ball on deck and played well and got forward at times, but  451 isnt working and Hart needs to see this, its more aless becoming a 460 as Grella is dropping deep alot, i am an optimist, theres still a chance of us staying up, but its a very very slim chance, need a huge re build, imagine most of the squad will be gone come the summer, only players that should be kept are Caddis as he seems to be on fire at the mo, Ritchie, Benyon as he is proven league two goalscorer, Douglas if possible, he has the automatic extension clause but alot of teams would be willing to pay money for him probably given his reputation, Flint and Misun would probably stay, other than that everyone else can go
Cant believe we have spent not far off a Million in transfers this year, think its around the 850k mark, and we are here! Where has it all gone wrong, most Championships barely passed a few hundred k let alone 850k!

Were going down, but were going down without a fight that pisses me off.

Fuck off, you pathetic, overpaid bunch of useless cunts. Have they any idea how much money and time we put into following this team? Do they give a fuck? Doubt it. Just fuck off.

I've been trying to think of something constructive to post, but I'm too fucking angry to.

Therefore a message to the lot if them.

Grow some balls you gutless fuckers.  >:(

Where is this fucking queue of people who are going to throw money into the club and takeover from Fitton and Co.  If you are going to suggest something as idiotic as that it would be better without them tell us where the sodding alternative is.  

Makes me wonder, what with Grella dropping deep all the time...what the fuck are our midfielders doing??

Of course they don't. They're professional sportsmen / mercenaries. They have no loyalty or affliction to Swindon.

:suicide:

If Dougie is a mouth ulcer, Grella's Bonjela

In the sense they are paid they are professional, but sportmen?  No fucking chance.

Saturday won't be pretty. I think fans have been fairly patient on the whole so far - this will be the tipping point.

If we go 1 down it will get ugly and to be fair it deserves to get ugly

They won't be many fans there. Most have probably had enough now and can't be bothered.

Alot of people said it's tipping point after the Crawley game, 4 months ago. Apart from the manager, absolutely fuck all has changed.

Think we were bottom at the beginning of September....which caused us to rally a bit with 3 wins in a row.  There was sufficient spirit for that to happen, it's now just drained out of the club.

I'd agree that Hart isn't the sort of manager we need right now....my concern is who will be here next season now.

I have to say I'm done with this shower of shit.

Pointless waste of hard earned cash.

Can you believe that somebody is going to win "Player of the Year" in the next couple of months?

Fuck it.  If I can afford it, ill be there.  I may run on the pitch and kick the cunting ball in the net just to show them how.  

Mind you Ill probably miss and get signed up.

Will they bother? Really?

Me.  After they sign me up on Saturday.  You'll love me from the effort I actually show.

Perhaps the Adver can have 'None of the Above' as an option in the vote.

Question: Who was your favourite STFC player of 2010/11?
Answer: Jedi

Thank God I live in Norway so I won't have to bear the pain watching that useless bunch of cunts week in and week out.

Things has to change on the PLAYER front! A good bunch of them seems more interested in updating their Twitter status than to play football.

Whereas we have critisised both the defence and the attack (what attack??!), I think we need to pinpoint the midfield as well. Those useless fuckers can't hit a barndoor with a beach ball, and mind our offensive players they sure could need a hand from the midfielders when it comes to scoring goals!

I would be surprised if we scored more than 5 goals the rest of the season. 4-5-1 and patience, of course. I await patiently the season to end!

Thank God the norwegian league is starting soon. 20th of March is the date. That will keep me from going mental about Swindon at last for a few months...

League Two, here we come!

Player of the Year should be cancelled as no one met the minimum standard this season

:nod:

I think i'll start supporting Raufhoss, had enough of this shit

...or Poole, or Truro...

I'm pleased to see a bit of abuse "tweeted" towards them tonight

I wonder if the Paul Hart-effect will turn out as good as the Dave Penney-effect?

Poole could be at Wembley, home and away v Whitley Bay, last 2 winners of the trophy

I couldn't give a great big stinking shit about Poole to be honest.

I'm sitting here in my GWR sweater so don't question my loyalty

Embittered twat

Excuse me?

You heard it spaz

Raufoss are favourites to win their 2nd. division branch, but I wouldn't bother to follow a team in black/yellow that's playing inside a white plastic inflateable football hall.

http://www.google.no/imgres?imgurl=http://img.geocaching.com/cache/2662f60a-8794-43af-b074-a3557a0c8a2c.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_details.aspx%3Fguid%3Da4c7ede8-47a3-486b-b737-7bdef3b68864%26log%3Dy%26decrypt%3D&usg=__X4NwnxIcCr2ljKQBMvRcrzL-0uA=&h=450&w=600&sz=131&hl=no&start=5&sig2=YVZQYJ9gfD3h7Db-8h0Byw&zoom=1&tbnid=UfOu8fZEqn-iOM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=135&ei=56t2Taa_K8ucOtGWmbgF&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhydrohallen%26um%3D1%26hl%3Dno%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:nb-NO:official%26biw%3D1048%26bih%3D603%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1

Wow, it's like being insulted in the 90s all over again!

Shut up you joey. 80s style.

Paul Hart on...

"We expected to score"
"We had chances all the way through"
"We controlled the game"
"We showed tremendous courage"
"There were some sterling performances"
"I was really pleased with my players"

Sorry Paul, did I just miss us winning the FA Cup or something?

I got the prediction score spot on!

Going to the states for 2 weeks so probably miss a handful of games thank Christ.

My pancakes were good tonight!

Don't bring joey into this!

How the fuck do I upload JPGs here??!

 You'll never know imbecile

I think people have had enough of him actually...

You really are a bit dim, aren't you?

Did I just hear him say its no time for panic?!

soapy tit wank, don't make me chortle, you half-assed moron

There's no half-arsed about it, I'm a full on moron.

I don't think he rates Obika too highly, he said 'kids from Premier League teams aren't what we need'. Spot on.

It's a shame that Wilson left him with such rubbish.

People people, can we not fight amongst each other.  Cant we just come together and agree that you're both cunts?

Acknowledgement is half the job done, now you've got a lifetime of vigilance

Town fans swearing at the players according to Cuthbert.

I sure hope he's right! That's bloody deserved!!

Talk of "V" signs - they fucking deserved it

Do you realise you're making no sense whatsoever?

How many bottles of that Tesco gut-rot have you downed tonight? Do you have a bit of a drink problem?

Is that 4 points from 39 now? Bunch of cunts.

Made perfect sense, shame on your lack of intellectual accuity, retard :smugfu:

Well they shouldn't be cunts then.

Explains the alleged "fuck off. You play if you think its easy" comment from Rose mind. People go mad at this sort of thing, but I think its fair enough.

Rose just tweeted

We were yet again the much better team jus can't seem to win!! Love some of the fans comments to me tho really helpful tht thanx a lot!!!

Beat me to it. Well at the end of the day we need results and the players aren't getting them.

Shaun Hodgetts is still on the radio (on Player) and doesn't realise it. They're joking about making a "promotion cassette" next season.

And now he's gone.

11 defeats 6 draws and 1 win since 7th Dec

Well it looks like we're back to the players being persecuted syndrome we had with Aljofree etc. I really don't know what they expect. How about thanking the fans for paying his wages while he has been a complete car crash of a signing.

I've tried to refrain from anger so far - but that is fucking disgraceful.

shady.stop making a fool of yourself.
you did this the other day fella.
turn off the computer and sleep off that tesco super dry cider.

Well said

Wow, big words. Are you using Google?

arriba, i'm very uptight considering bottom flight football

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoDbX1EkPQ

If he had, he might have spelt big six-letter words like acuity correctly.

You know what? I haven't seen us lose all season.

But have you seen us win?

We're all bloody cursed...

wait a minute whatever happened to Mex or KOT?

Could be our last chance

Samdy bested  :clap:

He just plain hasn't seen us.

Yeah. shef wed at home.

No no, I think it was you that was 'bested' Gareth.

Are you going Saturday.  Ill buy you a sodding ticket if it makes us win.

It's only a game.

Nope :D

Fair enough.  Im a bit broke for that anyway.

I think he's holding out for a ticket and a bumming

Samdy, get a fucking life you drone

I'm sure I could find a spare season ticket from someone if I wanted to go. I'm busy though.

Mr Negative Cunt is in denial isn't he?  As a fan I am certainly not pleased with the players!

I have one and it seems a damn sight better than yours.

On the positive side it will be easy for a lot of fans to work out what they're giving up for Lent.

Oh, I very much doubt that, I could furnish you, but talk of porn women would be out of place here, believe it tosser.

That's it! I've found something to give up for a month or 2. Excellent.

Oh please, entertain me.

I want to be furnished with porn women :(

Well what more can you say about tonight's performance.

No fight, No spirit, No hope, they may well just throw the towel in because that was a shower of shit tonight and fuck Hart and his negative tactics

Samdy, believe me, now stop reverting to insults and consultate on Swindon Town FC instead of your juvenile obsession with me. And by the way, I was drinking with the lead singer of The Levellers earlier. And if you don't believe me he was playing in Bournemouth, where I live, so let's not get too big for our boots and say I haven't got a life

Just incase you forgot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36gW-IPV0aA

Samdy, please don't feel you need to add anything to this.

Shady, with the greatest of respect thats a fucking shit namedrop. 

Stop picking on him. Without wanting to sound too patronising, he's clearly 'odd' or (more likely) drunk

i take it back.shady,keep posting.and while you are at it,take more swigs of your cider...

If the result isnt bad enough i end up fishing through a thread full of stupid puns and petty arguing. joy

I've deliberately not responded to the fact that you've called me a retard, a tosser, a moron, a spaz, an imbecile and a twat. And I'm the one throwing around the insults?

I'm not insulting you, I don't have an obsession with you, I'm just enjoying getting a rise out of you.

STFC , with the greatest of respect I was drinking with him, he was wearing a hat and welcomed me over, now can we please get on track before I have to tell Samdy how I know Pete Doherty in my sad ol' life

Pancakes don't rise.

Well. Despondent barely covers it. For better it worse I've been one of the more rose-tinted optimists throughout this awful spell, but 1 up front against teams around you and waiting until 85 mins to bring on the ONE actual striker in the squad and I believe we've accepted League 2 football.

I'd accept being proven wrong in my thinking we were good enough to stay in this division but please go down swinging at least you cunts. It's all we deserve.

Tired, half cut, and fucked off.

See you all at Oxford next year.

You know, every now and again I can almost work out what Shady is trying to say. Some of his posts almost seem to be trying to form sentences.

You know Pete Doherty? Well shit! Why didn't you say?!

Samdy, he isn't a bad guy, i've delivered plumbing appliances to his place (he lives near the Savernake). Don't believe the hype

Wearing my Burmah top with pride

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFnlCjg1OsI

Well just got back to my brothers who lives near Liskeard after escaping the Stalag Car Park and a burger on the way back...

It was shit. :doh:

two shots of any note....1st minute and 92nd minute.....that was it... :cry:

Grella showed plenty of effort and clever runs but blew it big time when in two great positions he fucked up .....i think he realised it at the end, head in the hands job.

I would of gone mad if the Douglas strike would of gone in but even then a point is not enough.

Nice of Cuthbert to abuse the few fans who were telling the the team it was piss poor......cheeky cunt...he is paid to play football...he is failing.....we fucking paid to travel and get in to watch that shit...so take it on the chin and then fuck off with Ajofree and Aaron Brown...another two pricks who give shit to paying supporters...

No highlights in this load of crap at all.

Only a third of the players looked interested or had fire in their bellies.

Small scuffle at the back of the stand .....later found out they were from Plymouth....nice..

Daggers looks like another disaster and Hudders could be a cricket score.....

Probably the worst town team i have seen since 79.  Cue massive clear out to prepare for that kick and rush divvy 2 shite.....roll on Oxford... :bye:

Samdy you're getting mugged off by a pikey van driver!

Fuck it, I cant help myself.  Yep Doherty is alright, but he's led astray by loads of knobs.  First time I met him he was really pleasant very affable.  That was until his cronies turned up claiming they were his personal archivist and then the bullshit ensued.  Fire alarms set off carnage around the venue.

Next couple of times I met him he was allright. 

Another time he managed to fuck everyone off,  so we had to move loads of bands around so he could eventually headline a stage.  He then managed to get from stafford down to east london in 2 hours score some crack and get arrested.  Pretty quick going.

Last time he was again nice and also straight, as were Carl, John and Gary.  Unfortunately then Amy Winehouse turned up and she was off her box.  She was tried to get onto stage to watch the show on the drum riser.  The tour manger wouldn't let her so she kicked of and streamed abuse at him, saying 'fucking cunt, youre a mexican?  I used to like mexicans but your a fucking disgrace to your race' She then went and waited in her car and waited until he came out at which point she grabbed him and took him away.  Probably off to score some more.

Friends of mine who have worked with him have also told me he was a really nice, quiet intelligent bloke until the crowd turned up.

So all in all, yes quite a few people have met Pete and find him a nice bloke

See we can all bloody name drop.  I just try not too unless under severe provocation.

I'm not sure what's more pathetic.

STFC or Samdy and Shadys insult match!

...and what the fuck has Pete Doherty got to do with anything?

Well the "drinking with lead singer of the levellers "comment made me laugh,which was a nice suprise in this thread.

It's STFC. At least Shady and Samdy can still pull it round before the end of the season.

Can't believe it's got to this. Accepted relegation now. We're bottom, it can't get any worse, the pressure is off.  :beers:

I had a pint in the same pub as the scraggy haired worzel bloke from Time Team, I win!

What are the rumours with Cuthbert offering somebody out?

And Rose too?

I had breakfast in a hotel in Bournemouth with Lionel Blair once.

Was it as bad as the Cheltenham fiasco?

Is that prison lingo?

Good to see he treated you right the morning after.

Abusing the players after a woeful performance?

Shit, wish I'd gone now.

I ran past John Barnes at Centreparks.

i headbutted dohertys mate wolfman once, does that count?

let me start saturdays matchday thread, its our only chance.......

I wouldn't worry. I'm sure there'll be plenty more opportunities before May

Just to cheer you up.....nice brekkie :)

Rotate u bastard blackberry!!

That egg looks fucking rank

I'll come on Saturday if anyone wants to buy me a ticket. It's my birthday.

That'd be a fucking horrible thing to do to someone on their birthday. I'm still feeling guilty about giving you my BOGOFF one last Saturday, certainly wouldn't want to fuck your birthday up as well

two season tickets going free sonic if you can pick them up from my folks in swindon before tomorrow

Paul - I sort of enjoyed Saturday in a sado-masochist kind of way

Mex - cheers for the offer but won't be down south til Friday

I might be able to get you into the Town End T2 for a fiver.

You are beneath me and I wish to have no dealings with Nazi scum like you.





 ;)

Can’t be arsed to read back over this thread but my thoughts on what I saw last night.

The 4-5-1 issue, in all fairness Ritchie was joining Grella upfront on a regular basis, Prutton was pushing forward a lot more than usual.  The formation can work with the right players we just don’t have them.

Not the worse performance I’ve seen this season in terms of work rate and effort, I know that not saying much.  Before they scored we were on top in terms of possession and territory and the Ritchie header looked like the keeper only just managed to get to it.  The goal was totally the fault of Timlin IMO, their left winger broke from one of our corners or free kicks and as Timlin hadn't gone up for it he ended up in the right back position.  He then just let the guy run at him, backed off and refused to put in anything resembling a challenge, the ball across then ends up at Fallon.  Frampton was almost guilty of exactly the same crime when Mason hit the post the 2nd time (I think).

2nd half we seemed to dominate in terms of possession and territory without a half decent chance to show for it, we put in a staggering amount of decent crosses into the box with nothing close to chance to show for it. Plymouth did nothing in the half and we looked reasonably safe at the back.

Overall Rose was dogshit, Smith was doing his usual whispering to the defence which resulted in some dodgy moments, Cuthbert spent half the game playing hoff ball as usual.

Ritchie as usual was our main attacking threat, Grella showed nice touches but is clearly not suited to playing alone up front.  Caddis was probably our best player by being a threat going forward and looked solid at the back.

First time I’ve really seemed Mason, seems a genuine threat upfront, oh what might have been he had of joined us.

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Hi everyone,

The post match interview with Paul Hart after last nights game is available to watch online on our website.

http://www.itv.com/westcountry-east/argyle-1-0-swindon50076/

We hope you find this of use.

ITV Westcountry

Can you play upfront?

About as useful as tits on a fish



but thanks anyway

ITV can bore off!
 
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Is Shady the new NorwayRed?

It made me laugh anyway, maybe we should put Shady up front!