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red macca

« on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:44:29 »

i was showing a new person around our work today.when we got to the shredder i told her if you were putting 5 pieces of paper in you had to shout 5 if it was 6 you shout 6 etc etc.anyway 3 hours have passed and the whole office has just heard this girl shouting....5...8..9 etc..

funny as fuck
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my-velocity

« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:46:20 »

Very harsh, but must of been very funny!    
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Spud

« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:46:50 »

that's ace.
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red macca

« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:54:13 »

still have not told her otherwise...anyone got any other windups i can do
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 18:39:05 »

Cheesy  

Brilliant!

Thats really made me laugh..
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 18:58:05 »

Quote from: "red macca"
still have not told her otherwise...anyone got any other windups i can do


Ask her to go to a department and ask for a left handed screwdriver and a long weight
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red macca

« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 19:09:13 »

  ..i just told her to go to the canteen and take a seat..i walked out 2 mins later picked the chair up muttering "for fucksake i will get it myself"..

i dont think she likes me...fuckin ugly anyway
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 22:17:03 »

have you done the glass hammer one ?
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 02:56:20 »

The classic prank phonecalls!
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 08:21:18 »

Getting them to water the plastic plants is one we always used to do!!!
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 08:23:33 »

ask her to get you some clear tippex!
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 08:29:57 »

Always knew you were a  cunt anyway
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red macca

« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 16:49:34 »

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Always knew you were a  cunt anyway
shut it you slut :x only joking you scare me
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, February 16, 2006, 08:46:34 »

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Quote from: "STFCBird"
Always knew you were a  cunt anyway
shut it you slut :x only joking you scare me


Not my fault you are a fucking cock sucker
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, February 16, 2006, 20:43:00 »

Quote from: "red macca"
i was showing a new person around our work today.when we got to the shredder i told her if you were putting 5 pieces of paper in you had to shout 5 if it was 6 you shout 6 etc etc.anyway 3 hours have passed and the whole office has just heard this girl shouting....5...8..9 etc..

funny as fuck


 
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