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Piemonte

« Reply #60 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 15:48:13 »

Roses are red, Violets give me a rash,
Can I have a go on your big sweaty gash?

 Cheesy
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« Reply #61 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 15:49:21 »

I can't give you roses, or violets too
But I can give you a face full of goo
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Spud

« Reply #62 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 16:02:52 »

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Roses are red, Violets give me a rash,
Can I have a go on your big sweaty gash?

 Cheesy


I needed an idea for something to write in the GF's card, thanks.
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Piemonte

« Reply #63 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 16:04:22 »

glad to be of service sir Cheesy

My love, I'd like to see you on your knees,
I'm not going to fuck you, you've got venerial (sp?) disease
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McLovin

« Reply #64 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 16:28:34 »

Roses are red, and so is rare beef
So lay on your back, and open yo(actually, this one is just wrong...) :|
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« Reply #65 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 16:58:52 »

i got a card this morning, hurray! except the lady is in france visiting her grandparents at the minute SadSadSad
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Spud

« Reply #66 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 16:59:32 »

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i got a card this morning, hurray! except the lady is in france visiting her grandparents at the minute SadSadSad


At least you get to go to the game.  :?
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« Reply #67 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:02:42 »

Soapy Tit Wank text ya with how its going? Tongue
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Spud

« Reply #68 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:03:16 »

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Soapy Tit Wank text ya with how its going? Tongue


Thanks, she wont let me take the DAB with me.  :|
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« Reply #69 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:05:39 »

Under the Thumb, Under the Thumb!  Tongue
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #70 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:18:23 »

he's not the most under-the-thumb person i know... Tongue if my missus wasn't in a fucking foreign country, i doubt i'd make it tonite, thats for sure!!!
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Spud

« Reply #71 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:31:58 »

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Under the Thumb, Under the Thumb!  Tongue


Fuck off Emo, hows the Tesco Value Melon these days?.  
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Spud

« Reply #72 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:33:02 »

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he's not the most under-the-thumb person i know... Tongue if my missus wasn't in a fucking foreign country, i doubt i'd make it tonite, thats for sure!!!


But ive been with my Mrs for nearly 6 years.  Wink
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« Reply #73 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:46:42 »

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he's not the most under-the-thumb person i know... Tongue if my missus wasn't in a fucking foreign country, i doubt i'd make it tonite, thats for sure!!!


But ive been with my Mrs for nearly 6 years.  Wink


i was supporting your stance of bird over football you bellend Tongue
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Spud

« Reply #74 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 17:48:01 »

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he's not the most under-the-thumb person i know... Tongue if my missus wasn't in a fucking foreign country, i doubt i'd make it tonite, thats for sure!!!


But ive been with my Mrs for nearly 6 years.  Wink


i was supporting your stance of bird over football you bellend Tongue


I know, but ive been accused of being under the thumb and you escaped abuse.
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