Valentines Day

[pauld]

http://www.code-d.com/tesco-cards/

been posted before me thinks but quality all the same

     

Blimey, they make the ASDA one look classy!

[Piemonte]

I've just ended up spending £15 on flowers, card and a monkey.   :-))(

I avoided the smartprice cards through fear of castration. Would have been funny though.

[STFCBird]

you bought a monkey?  you are already a spaz monkey. surely she don't need another one ??    

[Dazzza]

http://www.code-d.com/tesco-cards/

been posted before me thinks but quality all the same

     

I printed mine off last night although I suspect the photo quality card probably cost more than it would have been to buy shop tat anyway.

I presume she hasn't got it yet as I've not been castrated.

[Piemonte]

you bought a monkey?  you are already a spaz monkey. surely she don't need another one ??    

 :x  :x  :x

[reeves4england]

Its so true PM

[STFCBird]

you bought a monkey?  you are already a spaz monkey. surely she don't need another one ??    

 :x  :x  :x

Just kidding  

[Simon Pieman]

whooopeee.  I have never dated on speed before.

I've never done either before.

I was only joking about speed dating but the only people I know that are single and going out are actually going to speed dating at the union. This is not good. I'm either going to be stuck in a house with 3 couples or stuck at speed dating chatting to psychotic girls. I might just go down the pub on my tod, although Lara's fit sister is coming down to Southampton at 9pm  

[McLovin]

Just read my mums card from my dad  :shock:

'Roses are red violets are blue, I've got a big one and its all for you'

Noooooooooo. Thats just wrong.
Scusting.

That was from me....    

[STFCBird]

Use some of these

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.


I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty,
and so is your head


Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.


I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.


I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.


My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?


My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".


What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part wine....

[Sade]

Just read my mums card from my dad  :shock:

'Roses are red violets are blue, I've got a big one and its all for you'

Noooooooooo. Thats just wrong.
Scusting.

That was from me....    

   Sicko!

[McLovin]

You should see the one i got from her...

"My heart was not open, but you broke the lock, now get over here and i'll sit on your..."


I think i should be the Official Forum Poet Laureate.

[STFCBird]

Dave you are sick  

[McLovin]

Thanks.  I should have been like Partridge this Valentines day...

Good. You might find some superficial damage to the box, but the chocolate’s perfectly edible. I’ve given them to all the ladies I know aged fifty and under. Over fifty just seems sarcastic.

[Piemonte]

"My heart was not open, but you broke the lock, now get over here and i'll sit on your..."


I think i should be the Official Forum Poet Laureate.