Simon Pieman
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« on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 08:12:40 » |
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Got yourself a gun,
Mama always said you'd be
The Chosen One.
Not really of course but I'm trying to piece together last nights events which I've been largely unsuccessful at present. Just about managed to remember going to a club after the first bar but that's about it :?
I do remember the pizza we got on the way home though and we must have smoked some joints as the tray is ever present in our lounge (and I can see a half smoked joint as well). I do remember chatting up pretty much every woman in sight (like the slag I am) but the best was the 3 friends that were 25/27 (they actually approached me....ooooh yeah). In fact I remember quite a lot come to think of it. Even remember chatting up the crazy dutch girl I met the other night. I wonder if I did actually pull? :|
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 08:20:34 » |
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Oh yeah. It's not even half past fucking 8 and I can't sleep. HAve a minimal hangover as well. What the hell is going on? :?
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 08:31:04 » |
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Just looked in the mirror and my fucking face is cut to ribbons :evil: What the hell happened to me last night? I need answers and my housemate are all sleeping  |
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 09:20:08 » |
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Isn't it a sign of madness, talking and replying to your self?
Get yourself a weekend job.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 09:23:59 » |
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 09:27:42 » |
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I've woken up pretty early after a night out to. Don't think mine was anywhere near as mad as yours though. Nice little pub where a bottle of wine was only a fiver. I remember thinking I was pretty sober but with the vagueness of my memory I think I was probably pretty intoxicated.
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 09:28:26 » |
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Did you do some late night bush diving?
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Iffy's Onion Bhaji
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 11:34:09 » |
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sort it out si  |
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, February 12, 2006, 11:48:06 » |
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Ok apparently I tripped over a wire in my room and stacked it face first into my desk, although the bruising has gone down a bit now. At least I wasn't in a fight, thought I may have done a Walrus. Also I did pull the dutch girl but I don't really remember doing it. Evidence in said girls number in my phone  Doesn't seem that exciting now I know the truth though :-))( |
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, February 12, 2006, 11:58:19 » |
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Ok apparently I tripped over a wire in my room and stacked it face first into my desk, although the bruising has gone down a bit now. At least I wasn't in a fight, thought I may have done a Walrus. Also I did pull the dutch girl but I don't really remember doing it. Evidence in said girls number in my phone Doesn't seem that exciting now I know the truth though :-))( Sorry to piss on your strawberries but do you know for definate that is her number? And just because you have the number doesn't mean you pulled her neccessarily does it? Maybe she gave you that dodgy radio one number where you phone up to leave a message and end up looking like a piece of cheese in front of millions of people! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Iffy's Onion Bhaji
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, February 12, 2006, 12:00:35 » |
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thats funny! how many people have fallen for that i wonder? |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, February 12, 2006, 12:06:24 » |
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Ok apparently I tripped over a wire in my room and stacked it face first into my desk, although the bruising has gone down a bit now. At least I wasn't in a fight, thought I may have done a Walrus. Also I did pull the dutch girl but I don't really remember doing it. Evidence in said girls number in my phone Doesn't seem that exciting now I know the truth though :-))( Sorry to piss on your strawberries but do you know for definate that is her number? And just because you have the number doesn't mean you pulled her neccessarily does it? Maybe she gave you that dodgy radio one number where you phone up to leave a message and end up looking like a piece of cheese in front of millions of people! My housemates saw me pull her, that's how I knew her number was in my phone. It probably is her number seeing as: a) I've seen her out twice now and she seemed pretty keen. b) I think she's going to be in England a little longer. c) She's staying with a friend of a friend. Considering I will probably bump into her again it would be pretty evil to give me a false number. |
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, February 12, 2006, 12:41:37 » |
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thought I may have done Walrus.
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, February 12, 2006, 21:59:40 » |
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Ok apparently I tripped over a wire in my room and stacked it face first into my desk, although the bruising has gone down a bit now. At least I wasn't in a fight, thought I may have done a Walrus. Also I did pull the dutch girl but I don't really remember doing it. Evidence in said girls number in my phone Doesn't seem that exciting now I know the truth though :-))( Sorry to piss on your strawberries but do you know for definate that is her number? And just because you have the number doesn't mean you pulled her neccessarily does it? Maybe she gave you that dodgy radio one number where you phone up to leave a message and end up looking like a piece of cheese in front of millions of people!Make that a million and 1 people, i'll be putting Scott Mills on tomorrow.  |
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, February 12, 2006, 22:04:16 » |
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I thought this thread was going to be one of those songs that go like this....
I Woke Up This Morning
(Guitar - Dur-Dur, Dur-Dur)
Had A Coffee And Toast
(Dur-Dur, Dur-Dur)
It Was Fucking Ace
(Dur-Dur, Dur-Dur)
But I Don't Mean To Boast
(Dur-Dur, Dur-Dur)....
etc etc
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