First we was afraid
we was petrified
Kept thinking we could never live
with Andy King in charge of our side
But we spent so many nights
rambling about how he did so wrong
then again came Big Ron
we learned how to carry on
and so we're back
from 24th place
We walked in to find Iffy here
with that mad look upon his face
We should have changed that stupid cock
We should have made him leave his key
If we'd had known for just one second
he'd be back after Clardidge hit three
Go on now Andy go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to sue us with goodbye
you thought we'd crumble
you thought we'd lay down and die
Oh no, we're not Franchise
We will survive
as long as i know we have Iffy in Charge
I know we will stay alive
We've got all our lives to live
we've got Charlie Platt in the side
and we'll survive
We will survive
It took all the strength we had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of Roberts bar part
and we spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for ourself
We used to cry
Now we hold our head up high
and you see the cock
somebody new
You're not that lanky sellout arse Fallon
So we're still in love with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and I expect us to be free
now I'm saving all my loving
For Dave M Russell's bum after tea
