Could dangerwanking be an olympic sport?

[Ben Wah Balls]

Dangerwanking is just the first step on the ladder towards auto-erotic asphyxiation. Soon people would be dropping like flies but flies in the middle of a wank with oranges in their mouth and belts around their necks.

[Mexicano Rojo]

you would certainley have to have different categories if it were to become an olympic sport, for example,
category 1 parental danger wank
category 2 workplace danger wank
category 3 religious worship place danger wank
category 4 school playing fields danger wank and so on

also you would need a strict marking system in place, may i suggest, speed, length of shot, proximity to danger, style?

[Ben Wah Balls]

As an existing wanking record holder I expect Nozza would have no problems having a crack at dangerwanking. He's probably the one to beat.

[flammableBen]

I wonder what's happened to nozza, don't think he's been online for ages.

[Ben Wah Balls]

He hasn't been seen since he broke the wanking record. :jaw1:

I hope he's not wanked himself to death by developing the gush where you ejaculate continuously until you die from the weight loss, first white, then black, then death. Or he might be another dangerwanking victim.

[Simon Pieman]

I propose another category - empty house wanking. Your bloody housemates could turn up at any time and it's especially dangerous if you have the porn on full volume as well. I loves the danger I do  

[walrus]

I think I bullied him off the boards....  Come back nozza will still love you.   :fag:

[oxford_fan]

I propose another category - empty house wanking. Your bloody housemates could turn up at any time and it's especially dangerous if you have the porn on full volume as well. I loves the danger I do  

i tried this at home when living with the parents. mum and dad both out so i wacked a vhs on. dad comes in through the front door but i hit the tv remote just in time. then i accidentally press play and as my dad walks to the kitchen he hears "oooh fuck yeah!" etc. Thankfully he didn't mention it.

[mattboyslim]

It'd be interesting at the paralympics?

[land_of_bo]

It'd be interesting at the paralympics?

Would they have a helper, or a guide like in the blind 100 metres?

[walrus]

I propose another category - empty house wanking. Your bloody housemates could turn up at any time and it's especially dangerous if you have the porn on full volume as well. I loves the danger I do  

i tried this at home when living with the parents. mum and dad both out so i wacked a vhs on. dad comes in through the front door but i hit the tv remote just in time. then i accidentally press play and as my dad walks to the kitchen he hears "oooh fuck yeah!" etc. Thankfully he didn't mention it.

   

Brilliant.  I thought that said your dad said "oooh fuck yeah!" for a second...  

[Whits]

**Bump** if you search google for dangerwanking, we're first \o/

[STFC Village]

Would Kevin Spacey's effort in American Beauty be classed as a dangerwank?

Cracking thread

[flammableBen]

**Bump** if you search google for dangerwanking, we're first \o/

I'd be interested to know how you found that out. But I'd be pretty sure I'd get an answer about google search referels or some gay jew reason.

[Samdy Gray]

I'd be interested to know how you found that out.

Because I told him