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« on: Monday, February 6, 2006, 18:32:34 » |
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and would you be any good at it?
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, February 6, 2006, 18:43:13 » |
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What the fucks dangerwanking?
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, February 6, 2006, 18:48:58 » |
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best thread title ever. Fact!!  |
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, February 6, 2006, 21:24:39 » |
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they were the days. You start knocking one out shout mum and have to shoot before she catches you! I kjeep playing that but bo bo never gets there in time, then again only takes me 2 seconds! wahey!
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, February 6, 2006, 21:57:34 » |
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they were the days. You start knocking one out shout mum and have to shoot before she catches you! I kjeep playing that but bo bo never gets there in time, then again only takes me 2 seconds! wahey! :grin: |
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, February 6, 2006, 22:13:43 » |
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Fucking wankers :|
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, February 6, 2006, 22:33:27 » |
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 This is a whole new one on me. |
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, February 6, 2006, 22:46:00 » |
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I wouldnt be a contender for the UK squad. All the danger puts me off my stroke  |
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, February 6, 2006, 23:01:25 » |
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i think there should be added categories.
like closing windows and doing up flies, whilst hiding tissues.
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cleaning the shower floor
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hiding magazine under pillow whilst pulling covers over and thinking up excuse for the light being on.
:-))( to be a kid again
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, February 6, 2006, 23:13:13 » |
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Isnt this was that Torie Mp/Micheal Hutchinson died doing years back?
or am I barking up the wrong tree?
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, February 6, 2006, 23:16:54 » |
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that's asphysiwanking (sp)
i think danger wanking is wanking whilst the knowledge you could be interupted at ANY SECOND!!!!!
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Drink full and descend.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, February 7, 2006, 00:04:22 » |
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It's one step from on from flashing at old ladies I tell you.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, February 7, 2006, 00:06:29 » |
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Isnt this was that Torie Mp/Micheal Hutchinson died doing years back?
or am I barking up the wrong tree? Michael Hutchence from INXS died wanking while suffocating himself with a belt tied to a hotel room door. A dignified exit, i think you'll agree. |
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, February 7, 2006, 00:13:09 » |
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If that aint a dangerwank then what the hell is?  |
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, February 7, 2006, 00:24:35 » |
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the danger is someone catching you hanging dead whilst having a ranging hard-on with your "wank sock" in place and magazines on the floor.
that's a different game though my friend. asphysiwanking is just for fools that don't know the real pleasure of dangerwanking
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