In the Sun this morning there is an article saying he is caught up in a love triangle with three women....
That's a love rectangle surely? Or maybe a square?
Not like the Sun to miss an opportunity like this.
Randy Sol in Love Rhombus Romp
Or Even
Sol trapped in love trapezium
Maybe they were too busy giggling and compiling the article for todays front page, in which they list all kinds of things that you might NOT want to do in Germany this summer.