Whoresome

[Simon Pieman]

Rich - you're such a loser . I think you'll find that rent and rates is my biggest expenditure anyway  :-))(

[walrus]

On the pull tonight.... except I'm crap at pulling.  What do you say when you go up to a girl in a club?  "Hi... erm, your fit"   :|

[Simon Pieman]

It's easier when you're drunk walrus, although you do have to factor in beer goggles. Best one on wednesday - dancing like a prat when some girl smiles at me. First I think she's smiling because I'm dancing like a prat, then I realise this isn't true and for some bizarre reason she actually might be up for it. A cheeky grin back and she was mine  

It was like a cattle market in there though  

[walrus]

Right, so it's the unspoken....  I've managed it before, but when I manage it I never remember how I managed it....  Beer goggles are brilliant, though I think I did pretty well on Saturday - a 22 year old nursery school teacher.  

Apparently I told her I was good with kids.....   :|

[Simon Pieman]

Right, so it's the unspoken....  I've managed it before, but when I manage it I never remember how I managed it....  Beer goggles are brilliant, though I think I did pretty well on Saturday - a 22 year old nursery school teacher.  

Apparently I told her I was good with kids.....  :|

 

[DV]

Right, so it's the unspoken....  I've managed it before, but when I manage it I never remember how I managed it....  Beer goggles are brilliant, though I think I did pretty well on Saturday - a 22 year old nursery school teacher.  

Apparently I told her I was good with kids.....  :|

     

[Spud]

That'd work a treat here in Swindon Walrus.

[Mark Hanrahan]

Since the kids arrived I'm smashed on a pint! There, that's your contraceptive for the evening!