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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 15:32:57 » |
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Nice one Amir  |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 16:22:17 » |
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That is fucking ace
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 17:18:25 » |
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Whale in the Thames
Get Satellite Navigation you stupid cunt, it's 2006.
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Spud
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 17:40:04 » |
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Why, when I buy fruit from Tesco or any other big supermarket, do I have to take it home and wait for it to ripen?
If I want to ripen my own fruit, I'll move to the fucking Andaman islands and open up a stall.
This goes doubly for Tesco Metro. I want fruit I can eat now, you twats! Not next week. How am I supposed to get my five a day when all you care about is slimming down further your waste margins?
Why not go the whole hog and turn the sandwich section into a field for crops and cattle? Sooner or later they're bound to turn into beef and salad sandwiches, right?
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McLovin
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 17:48:38 » |
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moldovan wives.com
Those cunts at MoldovanWives.com took £25 of me for admin. fees and another £100 for a "temporary girlfriend visa" and the bitch still never showed up at Gatwick when I went to pick her up.
Cunts
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 19:50:15 » |
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We need a moniee and a reason so we can submit our ouwn cunt.
Needs to be someone people have heard of though, not just any old cunt...
Think someone deserves to be added? Fill in the form below and let us know who you think should be added, if your suggestion and reason is good enough we might add it.
Before you write your witty submission, please bear in mind that we receive thousands each week. So don't be a cunt by submitting "Me" or "You". We don't give a shit about the cunt who sits next to you in the office. We don't give a shit about your mentally retarded mate who sucks off dogs. We don't give a shit about no-mark footballers, football teams, obscure sportsmen or Big Brother Contestants. Your ex-wife or ex-husband probably is a cunt, but we don't want to know. And we're bored of hearing about chavs. Change the record
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