Ponytail and beard, leather jacket covered in patches. Four of us are playing pool and he asks crazy charlie if he can get him any speed for tomorrow night. Crazy charlie says no, but then goes and talks to him again a minute later.
Next off he decides to harass my friend Ben, who has seemed to be a nutter magnet ever since we were younger. The kind of person who is too nice to tell people to piss off, just trying to blank the guy out while he asks if anyones going to Trowbridge? Can I sleep on your floor? Is anyone going for a smoke? Can you get any speed? I like your hat
Twice the bloke announces he's leaving, only to be back five minutes later sat by the pool table again, the second time laughing hysterically at a joke someone made. We leave the pub and he follows us outside, asking if he can come to anyones' for a smoke. I say no, so he says he'll have to go home then and starts unlocking his bike. Charlie and Shaun drive home, me and Ben stroll just around the corner to mine. Ben says shall we do one in case he follows, i said no then the next thing he's right by us. I say fucking you again then, yet he still follows until I'm walking in my house and he's asking if he can come in for a smoke. I politely declined.
And I thought I'd met all the loonies round here :run:
