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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, January 29, 2006, 00:25:26 »

Last year my mates bike got stolen from outside my other's house. So we began to walk home at 4am, a little worse for wear. About halfway home a group of 4 pikeys were riding bikes really slowly down the middle of the road. Coincidence? I think not. Was just about to say to my mate "that looks like your bike" but he launched himself into a sprint and grabbed the bike back. Got a bit of grief from the pikeys but we scared them off.
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, January 29, 2006, 02:26:42 »

I fucking love chav's! They think there it! I get the shoulder bargealthe time in football n i love it, jus go two foot the cunts n they won't be laughing then!

..... im a nice guy really!
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, January 29, 2006, 10:38:28 »

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I fucking love chav's! They think there it! I get the shoulder bargealthe time in football n i love it, jus go two foot the cunts n they won't be laughing then!

..... im a nice guy really!


Haha, good thinkin. My team are playin today versus Chippenham i think, i cant play though due to injury  :x  The first game/minute of a game i have missed all season as well!!
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, January 29, 2006, 11:11:12 »

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Try going to school.
Happens all the time. As the song goes

"It gives me a tremendous snese of well-being." [Parklife if you don't know]

People hate 6th formers  :twisted: but forget we're bigger (and better) than them!


Yeah i know mate  Cheesy  Im a sixth former too (year 13) but kids at our school dont try to shoulder barge us, they might shout the odd abuse and then leg it....Little shits arent they. They show no respect towards us what so ever....

What school do you go to?
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, January 29, 2006, 11:11:23 »

Sorry, came out twice
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, January 29, 2006, 11:36:13 »

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Try going to school.
Happens all the time. As the song goes

"It gives me a tremendous snese of well-being." [Parklife if you don't know]

People hate 6th formers  :twisted: but forget we're bigger (and better) than them!


Yeah i know mate  Cheesy  Im a sixth former too (year 13) but kids at our school dont try to shoulder barge us, they might shout the odd abuse and then leg it....Little shits arent they. They show no respect towards us what so ever....

What school do you go to?


Me? Well if you were askin me then i go to Bassett School
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Spud

« Reply #21 on: Sunday, January 29, 2006, 11:52:18 »

I feel like ive missed out on some Chav bashing reading this thread!. Crying

I still havent got those little fuckers back yet for making a big huge skid on my front garden on their Chav ped. :evil:
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, January 29, 2006, 11:56:42 »

had that once at school, this kid actually turned around to a group of girls and said watch me stand in the way of these 2 year 11s.

so he stood in the middle of the corrider. My mate Chaz drove in his right shoulder, me my left and he fell arse off tit and all the girls laughed at him

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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, January 29, 2006, 12:59:28 »

Try driving a Type R, chav magnet.

Little boys in their Nova's drive 2 inches from your bumper.

I normally take them out of town then 'VTEC em'  :twisted:
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