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DMR

« Reply #15 on: Friday, January 27, 2006, 09:13:16 »

Beer goggles.

The bane of many a man.
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Piemonte

« Reply #16 on: Friday, January 27, 2006, 09:27:48 »

Pil goggles are so much worse :|  :shock:  :\/
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DMR

« Reply #17 on: Friday, January 27, 2006, 09:29:27 »

Explain...
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Piemonte

« Reply #18 on: Friday, January 27, 2006, 09:34:48 »

its love rather than lust. for a few hours anyway. Although the plus side is its fucking hard work to wake the old fella up, so its unlikley he will have shagged her Cheesy
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DMR

« Reply #19 on: Friday, January 27, 2006, 09:37:13 »

Good point re; the old fella, especially when it's cold   :shock:
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Piemonte

« Reply #20 on: Friday, January 27, 2006, 09:39:51 »

Fucking hell Dave we just had a conversation without insulting each other :shock:

This could be the start of a beautiful relationship

you peado cunt

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DMR

« Reply #21 on: Friday, January 27, 2006, 09:45:45 »

You're calling a few sentences a conversation, you webbed fingered spastic?

 Cheesy
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Piemonte

« Reply #22 on: Friday, January 27, 2006, 09:59:03 »

Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
You're calling a few sentences a conversation, you webbed fingered spastic?

 Cheesy


The man from devizes calling some one "web fingered"

and yes, it was a conversation, albeit a short one. cocknose
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DMR

« Reply #23 on: Friday, January 27, 2006, 10:04:14 »

I have absolutely no comeback to that.

Tart.
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, January 27, 2006, 15:51:05 »

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its love rather than lust. for a few hours anyway. Although the plus side is its fucking hard work to wake the old fella up, so its unlikley he will have shagged her Cheesy
it definitely wasn't love or lust - just confusion really.

in hindsight i'm glad i didn't do the dirty
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Piemonte

« Reply #25 on: Friday, January 27, 2006, 16:24:54 »

You should have got her to suck you off anyway.

A blow job is a blow job Cheesy
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, January 27, 2006, 16:26:24 »

the opportunity is more or less always going to be there.

but it whether i want to degrade myself/get wankered and shag her. 2nd option i reckon
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McLovin

« Reply #27 on: Friday, January 27, 2006, 16:28:57 »

it improves your women : semester ration. Its about numbers at this stage, not quality, OF.
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louavo

« Reply #28 on: Friday, January 27, 2006, 16:44:17 »

best post I've ever read. Brought back a few memories too.  Cheesy

OF - I think you need to keep a TEF diary of all your misadventures from now on.  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, January 27, 2006, 16:58:02 »

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You should have got her to suck you off anyway.

A blow job is a blow job Cheesy


I'd like to debate that point please.

There is nothing worse than a bad blow job.  It's usually it's one extreme or the other overly aggressive to the point of pain or like sticking your willy in a warm bucket of water.

Especially when it's  someone you've just picked up you can't exactly turn around and say, 'excuse me love Id rather crack one off'.

Well maybe you can if that drunk.
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