Imagine if all major retailers started making their
own condoms and kept the same tagline...
>> >> Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
>> >> Tesco Condoms - every little helps
>> >> Nike Condoms - Just do it.
>> >> Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
>> >> Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
>> >> KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
>> >> M&Ms Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
>> >> Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
>> >> Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
>> >> Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
>> >> Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
>> >> Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that
simple
>> >> Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
>> >> Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
>> >> Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"
>> >> FCUK condoms - no comment required.
>> >> Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
>> >> Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the
hard work.
>> >> Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
>> >> OnDigital condoms - plug and play!!!!
>> >> Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
>> >> Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
>> >> Renault condoms - size really does matter!
>> >> Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin
>> >> Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
>> >> Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
>> >> Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
>> >> AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
>> >> Pepperami Condoms - it's a bit of an animal
>> >> Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor
seller!!!)
