tbh, I'm still stunned that Goater is paid to be a professional footballer, and scores for that fact.
He tore us a new whatnot without getting into second gear when we played Man City in the Cup a few years back
I don't doubt he's scored goals against teams, I just can't fathom how? he seems to be the complete opposite of a prefessional footballer in my book, having little natural skill, but somehow keeps scoring. Bamber back in the 80's was a Swindon version of this type of player.