Fred Elliot
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« on: Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 12:52:23 » |
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From today's Adver !!!!!
JUNKIE Dexter Piper wanted to buy some cannabis.
But when he went to a dealers' house he was greeted by a policeman in uniform who was investigating drug dealing.
And Piper told the officer he was there to buy cannabis.
When arrested he told the police he had no drugs on him but in fact had six wraps of crack cocaine.
Piper, 22, was given a six-month jail term at Swindon Crown Court. But because he has been in custody since August he walked free from court.
Philip Warren, prosecuting, told Swindon Crown Court: "On August 28 the police were executing a search warrant under the Misuse of Drugs Act at an address in Swindon.
"This defendant came to the door which was answered by a policeman in uniform. The defendant said that he had come to buy some cannabis."
"He said he had no drugs on him but as he was being searched a package containing six small wraps fell from him."
He was interviewed by the police and said that the drugs were for his own use and that he had paid £60 for them.
Piper, of Quested Court, Hackney, north London, was pleaded guilty to straight possession.
Jonathan Simpson, defending, said that his client had no previous convictions and had always admitted having the drugs.
He said that he had spent three and a half months on remand in custody and had used that time to get himself clean of crack cocaine.
At the time of the offence he was living in Castle Street, Swindon, he said.
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fatbury
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, January 17, 2006, 12:54:12 » |
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was he related to Billie ?
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oxford_fan
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, January 19, 2006, 12:07:42 » |
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did he think it was fancy dress at the dealer's house?
silly inbred
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yeo
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, January 19, 2006, 12:56:01 » |
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Hahahahaha dexito you black fool.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, January 19, 2006, 13:00:45 » |
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Reminds me of that story about that bloke who rang the police to say he was being robbed. He was in fact being robbed for his cannabis that he was growing in his greenhouse :-))(
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strooood
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, January 19, 2006, 16:20:56 » |
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my names not dexter you bunch of sambo bashers.
it was me though
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officially blacker than the night.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, January 19, 2006, 16:23:34 » |
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Reminds me of that story about that bloke who rang the police to say he was being robbed. He was in fact being robbed for his cannabis that he was growing in his greenhouse :-))(  |
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The Grim Reaper
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, January 19, 2006, 17:15:48 » |
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Reminds me very much of the story of a copper pulling over a teenager who was driving the wrong way up a one way street:
Copper: Now you know why I have pulled you over don't you son?
Teenager: Yes officer, for having no tax or insurance.
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