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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 03:08:31 » |
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Check underneath the cushions on the sofa - that's where ours usually are. I don't normally drink wine, but my housemates insisted they include that in my list of addictions. It's working as well :|
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 03:19:36 » |
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already have. ain't there
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 03:19:59 » |
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 03:25:38 » |
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I spose if you're really desperate you could try and push the cork down, although it could taint the wine. Not too bad if you're just trying to get drunk though.
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 03:26:05 » |
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drinking the last can of strongbow at the moment, making it last by smoking lots of cigarettes. Up on the poker which is a bonus aswell
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 03:27:47 » |
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I spose if you're really desperate you could try and push the cork down, although it could taint the wine. Not too bad if you're just trying to get drunk though. Not a bad plan, it only cost be £3. Cork will probably add to the flavour. Not that after 8 cans of strongbow the taste of redwine will bother me much |
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 03:28:59 » |
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 My thoughts exactly I'm currently considering whether I should match Withnail (from Withnail & I) drink for drink on another evening |
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 03:36:29 » |
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Withnail & I is possibly my favouritist film. Doesn't he drink lighter fuel at the start though? sommin similar anyway. Wouldn't do that, replace it with something safer like aftershave
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 03:38:25 » |
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They substituted it for vinegar in real life. I think strong dark rum is allowed instead.
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 03:38:58 » |
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 03:40:25 » |
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haha, I knew about the vineger thing.
Richard E Grant was also a T-Totaler so they made him get drunk so he'd understand the part.
Withnail was also going to kill himself at the end
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 03:41:49 » |
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Yeah that's what I love, they basically gave him shit loads of vodka or something. I also like the fact that Withnail was actually based on a real person |
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 04:00:48 » |
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OK it's 4am now and I've finished listening to Queens Of The Stone Age and almost out of beer. I think my bed beckons, good night!
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 04:08:50 » |
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Noooo. does that mean I'm all alone?
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 05:32:11 » |
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All alone I see...
Wine update!!
Having finished off my cider and deciding my best bet of bottle openage would be a multi-pronged aproach involving a screwdriver and a fork, I proceeded to the kitchen to collect the aforementioned piece of cutlery. On the way I spotted a rarely noticed cupboard lingering behind the door used for entrance to the kitchen. "Hmm," I thought, "didn't we throw lots of our stuff in there before we had a party a few weeks before christmas?" I answered my own question by having a look.
After a bit of a rummage I was close to giving up. I then spotted the advent calander my mother had sent me and which I'd put in the cupboard and forgotten about. "Ha, I'd forgotten about that" I thought. Upon taking a closer look I noticed a metalic gleam behind the chocolate christmas fun. "Is that a corkscrew?" I asked myself.
I grabbed at the object, my mind filled with a sense of coming success. I examined my new possession, suddenly wondering if this would be the start of a many new adventures into unseen worlds.
Fortunately it was just a corkscrew.
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