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« on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:10:36 »

Post any useless crap you want to in this thread....

UI: I'm crap at FM
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:15:14 »

Feed a seagull an Alks Seltzer and it will explode
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:16:08 »

i still haven't done that.  Sad
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:20:26 »

Put a goldfish in lemonade and it goes BANG  Cheesy  (never tried it because its extremely cruel)


 :shock:  One thing I learnt from last night, when you spill coke all over your mums front room carpet do not scrub bleach on to the staine.
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:23:57 »

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Put a goldfish in lemonade and it goes BANG  Cheesy  (never tried it because its extremely cruel)


 :shock:  One thing I learnt from last night, when you spill coke all over your mums front room carpet do not scrub bleach on to the staine.


I must try that one day...
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:23:59 »

i managed to drive home on no petrol last night  Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:24:13 »

Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:31:12 »

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:33:06 »

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.


 The only planet that we know of....
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:34:44 »

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Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.


 The only planet that we know of....


Very good point Reg.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:49:48 »

You take a cow upstairs but you cant take it down.

I feel sorry for the poor farmer who found that out the hard way.  His wife went mental. :Huh?:
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 18:57:30 »

I can now tie my hair in a ponytail  :?
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 18:59:22 »

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I can now tie my hair in a ponytail  :?
And will you be? GYPO!
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 19:02:48 »

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I can now tie my hair in a ponytail  :?
And will you be? GYPO!


my bank balance says differently  Cool
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 19:05:32 »

yea, but so does your transit and caravan in your garden!
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