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Northern Red

« on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 10:42:09 »

...can't stop scoring  :shock:

He's just scored after 2 minutes of Liverpool's World Club Mickey Mouse Championship thingy...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/4528666.stm
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 11:39:33 »

Blimey, 2 in a whole season. If he can scroe against Deportivo Saprissa he can score against anyone.

Quick, put him in the England squad.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 11:39:48 »

now has two in one match!
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 11:51:04 »

Two goals in a match - that's Ben Wah Balls porn  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 11:56:45 »

First was a cracker too. I said I had no doubt he'd be banging them in once he got going. Thats four in four games now so each goal isn't headline news any more though.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 12:01:39 »

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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 12:06:29 »

Oh fucking hell, here we go..  :roll:
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 13:41:51 »

Crouchy for England captain!
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 13:43:03 »

Yes, he's head and shoulders above the other candidates
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 13:46:09 »

Soapy Tit Wank Boom Boom
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 13:53:51 »

As my old world guide to brothels confirms if you can't score a la Costa Rica then you're nowt but a lanky 'funny looking'  Wink  bender.

Seriously though I caught some of the game down in our 'lounge' (Re-branded canteen - equivalent of your wankers wine bar of lunch time snackeries) and I'd have expected my Mother could have scored against that team.

And she's dead.





Not really, and I'm sure her snatch is rather appealing.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 15:46:10 »

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VD's right it is three goals not four.


Ummm.... 4 goals  Cheesy

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/4499060.stm
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 15:50:36 »

thats rubbish, was never his goal. Wasnt on target untill it hit the defender

Saying that the ol' dutch man Luc got his against Man Utd didnt he?
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 16:28:10 »

They've made the correct decision and it was an odvious one, should have made it a lot sooner.

The shot was always on target even before it hit the defender so there is no debate, if that wasn't his goal then you'd have to put any goal that the goalkeeper got a touch on as an own goal which would be ridiculous.

The committee have odviously spent the time analysing it and they've decided it was a goal so it's time to accept it was, he's got four goals in four games and it's nothing less than he's deserved. They've also been quality goals. This can only be good news for England, so any England fan should be happy for him.
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 16:33:37 »

Goalkeepers rarely get put down for own goals, its usually given to the striker.
Defenders don't seem to get the same 'protection' and are seen as more liable for their own goals
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