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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, December 14, 2005, 16:49:37 » |
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I tend to have toast but if it's cereal it's Crunchy Nut or Frosties. They're grrrrrrrreat you know.
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, December 14, 2005, 16:59:44 » |
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I collect bath water, do any other forummers have hobbies that are as interesting? yes, i wank into bath water. |
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, December 14, 2005, 17:02:24 » |
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I wank in the bath.
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, December 14, 2005, 17:04:03 » |
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I don't as it tends to lead to spillage and it's not the most stimulating of places.
However I have always quite enjoyed the tepid taste of my own filthy bath water.
That and Pears soap.
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, December 14, 2005, 17:07:44 » |
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Good point re: spillage.
Bath wanking is most annoying in that your body is toasty warm and your member, if above the surface, is icy cold.
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, December 14, 2005, 17:18:32 » |
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I shit in the bath and I'm sick on the walls and I sit and I laugh as you slip on the floors.
My favourite is cornflakes but not crunchy nut because they're just the wankers frosties.
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, December 14, 2005, 17:19:40 » |
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i can't be bothered with breakfast. I sacrifice it for more sleeping time. i ate my breakfast at 3pm today, hence the impetus for this topic. Working nights means i do that Tuesday-Friday. |
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 08:43:07 » |
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oxford_fan wrote" porridge,Banana and a Protein shake ,more Protein shake at 10.30 are you
(i) american?
(ii) gay?
(iii) female?
(iv) fat?
No, im 15 stone of Muscle and this is part of my training programme, any more comments like that will result in you having to have liquid breakfasts through a straw.
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 08:45:21 » |
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couple of weetabix
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 10:11:55 » |
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i haven't had breakfast since before i went to uni in september
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 10:13:13 » |
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I had some toast with marmite just now. I was so hungry - possibly because I didn't eat a proper dinner last night
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 11:36:21 » |
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oxford_fan wrote" porridge,Banana and a Protein shake ,more Protein shake at 10.30 are you
(i) american?
(ii) gay?
(iii) female?
(iv) fat?
No, im 15 stone of Muscle and this is part of my training programme, any more comments like that will result in you having to have liquid breakfasts through a straw. pure muscle? surely that would involve you being a mass of writhing muscle on the floor as there's no bones involved, or brain....hmmmmmm, is it a helper monkey? but then how would you communicate? i think a thread devoted to your life story is in order  |
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 12:29:06 » |
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I shit in the bath and I'm sick on the walls and I sit and I laugh as you slip on the floors.
My favourite is cornflakes but not crunchy nut because they're just the wankers frosties. where did i hear that the other day? peep show? |
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, December 15, 2005, 12:49:56 » |
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Toast with strawberry jam and a nice cup of tea.........
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