Quality quote!!

[janaage]

"If you take the scrum out of the equation, we played well"
Former Australia coach Eddie Jones, defending the Wallabies' defeat by England.

Then in reply -

"If you take the assassination out of the equation, the President and Mrs Kennedy quite enjoyed the drive from Dallas to the airport"
Mike Carlton (Australian broadcaster) disagrees

[mattboyslim]

Second best reply ever, beaten only by Gordon Strachan:

Reporter:  'A quick word please Gordon'

GS: 'Velocity'

 

[Northern Red]

Another good one has to be an Australian coach to the reporter:

The stupid reporter was asking loads of 'what if' questions at once finishing with: "Do you think the result would have been different if Joe Bloggs had played"
Pissed off Aussie Coach: "If my Aunt had balls she’d be my Uncle, now do you have a sensible question?"

[Batch]

Some Aussie official, may have even been the minister for sport, said when asked of the Matlida's success:

"As a sport I rate womens soccer just above going to the Zoo and poking animals with a stick".

I know which I'd prefer. Buggered if I can find the quote on the internet now either.

[janaage]

I've heard that one before Batch, can't remember who it was though.

[Johno]

Gordon starchen is a legend.

i think it was him where his phone went off in an interview..

[Bedford Red]

They were good quotes, especially the top one.