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« Reply #15 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 17:15:13 »

Just act normal....?!
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Paynie1

« Reply #16 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 20:17:34 »

That sucks a bit sonic just put a plaster on it and be the white version of nelly!
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Sussex

« Reply #17 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 20:28:17 »

Get someone to punch you on the other side of your face, at least it'll match.
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 20:28:50 »

are you volunteering?
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 20:34:13 »

Did you hit him back?
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Sussex

« Reply #20 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 20:36:30 »

Yes.

It's a cyber punch. I've just thrown it, and it will catch you off-guard because you're too busy concentrating on uploading gay porn for Dave.

Let me know if it did the trick, If not I can send another.
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 20:46:46 »

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savlon's a good idea. don't think i have any.


 Savlon's no good its an antiseptic.....what you want is witch hazel...make a poltice with camomile....smells good and brings out the bruising, which you can wear with pride.
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 22:00:48 »

savlon cures all you fool. My mate had aids and a cold so we rubbed it into his eyes. Now he is fine
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 22:17:56 »

Use some concealer, that's bloody miracle stuff and covers up anything.  Use it all the time....   Cool
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DMR

« Reply #24 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 22:19:26 »

Why, does your pre-pubescent girlfriend smack you if you put her Barbie dolls out of her reach?
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 22:35:30 »

http://www.fpp.co.uk/Inner/Images/Bruisedfront.jpg

does it look like that?
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flammableBen

« Reply #26 on: Monday, December 12, 2005, 23:46:00 »

Fuck all the savlon with hazel and camomile gay stuff. You should just keep yourself loaded up on stella and then threaten to fight anyone who mentions it.
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, December 13, 2005, 00:14:09 »

lets have a picture  :twisted:
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, December 13, 2005, 08:42:07 »

Stop being such a gaylord Sonic, its a fecking bruise, deal with it .
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fatbury

« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, December 13, 2005, 08:49:34 »

leave it as it is .. youll look hard ....


on the other hand .. maybe u better get some concealer! :fag:
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