Joke

[Bob's Orange]

2 Pakistani gentleman decide they are fed up living in squalor in Karachi and decide to seek refuge in England. They move over to England and arrange to meet up in 3 years to see how each other is getting on.

3 years pass and true to their word they meet up. Raj asks Imran how British he feels. 'I truly feel English now! I am married with 2 kids, Steven and Kyle, I enjoy playing cricket in the village green, playing golf in the frost, sipping cups of tea in front of songs of praise and I am loving it, I firmly now believe that I am English and integrated into the English society and way of life. So.......how English do you now think you are Raj??'

'Totally, now fuck off you paki cunt!'

[Asher]

Thats fucking brilliant, my american mate who is staying at the moment liked that (oh hes pointed out hes not an american cunt)