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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, December 4, 2005, 18:44:52 » |
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It's not even half six, you fucking woman  Ten pints of Australias finest! You're right, i am a fucking women! |
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, December 4, 2005, 18:45:18 » |
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It's not even half six, you fucking woman I'm a lightweight fuck. DMR specialises in featherliteweight fucks. |
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, December 4, 2005, 18:50:20 » |
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Condoms are fucking expensive, a 24 pack of Durex Featherlite costs the best part of 30 quid :shock: That's less than a fiver a year for you.  I like to economise They're made by the same people who make marigold gloves, Dave. theres a little enterprise for college. Cut the fingers off the scouts (cleaners) gloves (and the thumbs) and sell them to the pimply Oxford youths for a posh wank. |
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, December 4, 2005, 18:52:45 » |
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I'd even fill 'em with Fairy Liquid for easier application Fancy investing some start-up capital, jim? |
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, December 4, 2005, 18:53:56 » |
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I'd even fill 'em with Fairy Liquid for easier application Fancy investing some start-up capital, jim? OK, here goes an A for starters. |
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, December 4, 2005, 18:54:56 » |
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how appropriate |
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, December 4, 2005, 21:44:54 » |
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Condoms are fucking expensive, a 24 pack of Durex Featherlite costs the best part of 30 quid :shock: That's less than a fiver a year for you. I like to economise Don't tell me you're washing them out and re-using them!! That's so dangerous. All you need is a little prick ... uh, oh ... you're doomed.  |
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, December 4, 2005, 21:46:31 » |
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Condoms are fucking expensive, a 24 pack of Durex Featherlite costs the best part of 30 quid :shock: That's less than a fiver a year for you. I like to economise Don't tell me you're washing them out and re-using them!! That's so dangerous. All you need is a little prick ... uh, oh ... you're doomed. turn them inside out :? |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, December 4, 2005, 21:47:32 » |
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it works with boxer shorts...
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« Reply #24 on: Sunday, December 4, 2005, 22:02:33 » |
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