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Onion_Jimbo

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« on: Thursday, December 1, 2005, 09:14:06 »

My wisdom tooth is raring its evil head this week. I rang my dentist to get this little bastard out of me and got an answering machine!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

What should I do? I want it out now now now.

Should I do a castaway style removal with an ice skate?
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 1, 2005, 09:27:24 »

attach a piece of string .. one end to the tooth .. one end to the door .. and then slam the door shut .. always worked in the Beano
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, December 1, 2005, 09:28:36 »

there is no tooth to attach it to though. Its under the gum still. I can see this getting messy.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, December 1, 2005, 09:32:21 »

Chisel job!
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, December 1, 2005, 09:33:48 »

3 out of four wisdom teeth are through.  But the fourth has been coming through for about 3 years now.  Hurts like hell sometimes, but as I erm, don't like dentists, I just don't do anything about it.

3 quarters of the final one is through now but it's still killing.

Fuck going to the dentists though, they're evil bastards.
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land_of_bo

« Reply #5 on: Thursday, December 1, 2005, 09:37:41 »

Last time I went to the dentist was 1992. Once I had to pay I stopped going!
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, December 1, 2005, 09:38:56 »

I haven't been to the dentist for years either. Its about £80 just for a check-up. I can't afford that!
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, December 1, 2005, 09:39:30 »

Yeah, i haven't been since i left college.  I have 2 full wisdom jobbies, and the other two have been half through for about 4 years now.  I think i'll just leave them.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, December 1, 2005, 09:42:10 »

I had all my wisdom teeth out when I was 17 next to Wiltshire sound in old town. In and Out in about 2 and a bit hours. They give you sedative and you can't remember anything after. It was like being pissed!  Beers But then the pain kicks in  :evil:
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mattboyslim

« Reply #9 on: Thursday, December 1, 2005, 09:44:37 »

My wisdom teeth came through years ago when I was 17 or so, my yearly dental trip is a ridiculous £20 for a 5 minute check up.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, December 1, 2005, 10:06:07 »

I got through to the dentist but they have removed me from their list. so I have to go to Carfax street whatever the hell that is. Seems like some kind of dentist for those creamy heroin addicts
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, December 1, 2005, 10:06:46 »

Its the walkin centre by the bus station. Good Luck!!
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, December 1, 2005, 10:07:40 »

god damn it. I'm tempted to smash a brick in my face and call an ambulance
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, December 1, 2005, 10:08:13 »

I also had a Lamb Jalfrezi and loads of beer and wine last night so the dentist is gonna be loving it
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, December 1, 2005, 10:11:19 »

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I got through to the dentist but they have removed me from their list. so I have to go to Carfax street whatever the hell that is. Seems like some kind of dentist for those creamy heroin addicts


 Bad news OJ if you've an impacted wisdom tooth like you describe then it'lll be a surgical procedure.....I've had it done.....hospital job.

 Its reasonably safe but there is a nerve in that part of the jaw which occasionally gets severed so you end up with a bit of jaw with no feeling which isn't good......nor can you sue them as yoiu agree to it before they start.
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