STFCBird
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« Reply #60 on: Thursday, November 24, 2005, 10:51:08 » |
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Maybe we are overreacting a bit. I heard that robbie williams, Gary Barlow etc used to have 12 year old girls back to their rooms all the time when they were in Take That If this is true and I've never heard it denied, which if not proof surely means it's 99%+ accurate then I definitely think a live execution of these two on national television would be appropriate. I agree. Look at the evidence. It is common knowledge that Robbie williams is a nasty piece of work. He used to record a lot of his music at a place in Bath. I knew a girl who was a waitress there and she said he ate mashed potato with his fingers to show off. Any Psychologist will tell you this is a well known trait of peodiphiles. Gary Barlow has 2 daughters and no sons. The probability of this happening by chance is 6785643-1. Most likely he had some special kind of genetic engineering and is breeding his own girls for sex. Did you see that program the other night on take that it was quite interesting. Robbie Williams really is a pleb. Why do women always defend him and say how sweet he is he is just a yob. STFC Bird and STFC Lady are both doing it in this thread. a-hem I was defending Take that, not Robbie, I can't stand the useless twonk
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« Reply #61 on: Thursday, November 24, 2005, 11:46:08 » |
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If anyone is taking this stuff seriously surely they are the ones with the problem.
Have none of you ever watched Brass Eye? This fella just likes replicating that sort of humour. My God people get a sense of humour. Stop taking posts so seriously, that's what caused the decline of thisis, people not being able to take a joke. THIS SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY A PAEDOPHILE Its time to bring an end to this. Thats why I support Nonce-Sense like Phil Collins thats one of the funniest programms I've ever watched on TV
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janaage
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« Reply #62 on: Thursday, November 24, 2005, 11:49:15 » |
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One of the funniest series' ever. As OST would say. FACT.
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« Reply #63 on: Thursday, November 24, 2005, 11:50:01 » |
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FACT indeed Jan, FACT indeed
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« Reply #64 on: Thursday, November 24, 2005, 11:58:45 » |
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Paedophiles actually have more genetically in common with crabs than human beings...
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« Reply #65 on: Thursday, November 24, 2005, 12:21:10 » |
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Go on then Dave ,Enlighten me :? , ive decided not to get wound up about this topic and take it in the manner that it was meant.
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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« Reply #66 on: Thursday, November 24, 2005, 12:27:41 » |
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Some of my favourite brass eye quotes:
What if a mad man broke in here with a machine gun and shot you to pieces? Anyone here yawning would get your blood in their mouths. You shouldn’t have come in. You’ve got bad Aids. You shouldn’t have come in!
During the Blitz when many clocks were destroyed Londoners could tell the time by watching a dog throw itself off a highboard. Which it did precisely every sixty seconds, twenty four hours a day, for over eight months.”
"Last one on drugs is a Queer" yells Portillo."
And in this country next year a nightly four hour show will feature a man looking at pictures of women and saying which one’s he’d hump
And don’t forget that in Leicester Joanna Lumley, Anita Roddick and Helena Bonhma-Carter are all whoring themselves, all night, to raise a little money to buy some coloured bricks for some children. Helena’s speciality there is a golden shower
Kids burst shops by filling them with rice and pouring in water. Then standing back and laughing while the bricks are ripped apart by the swelling
Research shows that football riots can be halted instantly by showing pornography on the video displays
Brass Eye on the bible - We had this book analysed. It reads like the ramblings of a drunken horse.
You’re phone calls tonight have been described tonight variously as ‘Rabid’, ‘Pig Ignorant’ and ‘stultifyingly ill-informed. Thanks for those.”
And the final moments of Brasseye, where Morris asks “As we approach the third millenium have we really come to this?” followed by a shot of a dog licking a statue’s groin, and ending on Morris stating “I’m afraid that the answer is yes.”
Pure quality!
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janaage
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« Reply #67 on: Thursday, November 24, 2005, 12:34:39 » |
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Now that really does deserve a "  "
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Ben Wah Balls
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« Reply #69 on: Thursday, November 24, 2005, 16:04:10 » |
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She is quite happy for fourteen year old kids to "chat" her up while jacking one off to the tweenies.
 I agree le god cuervo, I think this is one of the most entertaining topics on this forum in a long time.
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« Reply #70 on: Thursday, November 24, 2005, 16:15:37 » |
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Denzel on thisis entertained me. STFC Ethiopian branch!!!
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« Reply #71 on: Thursday, November 24, 2005, 16:25:52 » |
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Just got told this joke at work Did you hear that they're not having Christmas lights in Vietnam this year?... ... They're hanging Glitter instead!!!
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« Reply #72 on: Thursday, November 24, 2005, 16:33:48 » |
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So Mex Red goes on about liking photo's of girls shoes and mash and she finds that funny, but Glenn or Mickey or whoever it is goes on about a light hearted dig about robbie williams being a potato paedo and she gets all stroppy. Double standards if ever I saw them!
I agree with all that BWB says above. Especially the bit about the dentists and Noel Edmonds.
DON'T GO GLENN!! Because its an ongoing JOKE thats why.
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« Reply #74 on: Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 13:07:47 » |
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I can't believe I missed this thread, it's fucking ace 
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