larwood
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« on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 08:21:03 » |
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Not sure if someone might have already posted this  .But if your going to the World cup next year,the German authorities are expecting an influx of at least 40,000 prostitutes :shock: . A German Green party councillor said"My message to England fans would be:Behave sensibly,don't drink too much,use a condom.And don't expect a love relationship". Listen to the ladies lads! |
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I was a small, fat child in a welfare house
There was only one thing I ever dreamed about
And fate has just
Handed it to me - whoopee
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 08:27:05 » |
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Cant wait!
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Whits
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 08:40:23 » |
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And don't expect a love relationship
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 19:16:47 » |
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they're building special wooden huts in the red light districts of some cities to try and keep them off the streets, and away from unsuspecting fans!
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 19:19:08 » |
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They actually cut benefits in Germany if women do not agree to work in legal brothels if offered a job! :nuts:
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 19:26:20 » |
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I was playing trivial pursuit yesterday and one of the questions was 'In a Poll in 1997, what did 25% of female schoolchildren in Russia want to do as a profession'?
The answer was prostitution. :-))(
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 19:27:23 » |
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I was playing trivial pursuit yesterday and one of the questions was 'In a Poll in 1997, what did 25% of female schoolchildren in Russia want to do as a profession'?
The answer was prostitution. :-))( The parents must have been so proud of their Daughters. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 19:28:48 » |
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They actually cut benefits in Germany if women do not agree to work in legal brothels if offered a job! :nuts: Yeah I heard that as well. Didn't the government lose a court battle with that though? |
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 20:38:08 » |
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Its ok I suppose if you like birds with masses of under arm hair  (saying that english men usually go for anything with a heart beat) |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 20:46:43 » |
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If England and Germany play and England win, you could come back and say to your mates that England stuffed the German's twice (or more if you have the money) |
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, November 22, 2005, 06:16:58 » |
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Its ok I suppose if you like birds with masses of under arm hair ( saying that english men usually go for anything with a heart beat) Oooooh thats libel right there.  |
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, November 22, 2005, 08:32:35 » |
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shpud its true and everybody knows it Jordan is a stereotype of what many(not all) english men go for, Big tits and rough face. Thats all I'm going to say hehe. |
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, November 22, 2005, 08:40:53 » |
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I thought ze krauts were importing thai's and philopenos though? It wont be a hand shandy from some leiderhosen wearing shot puter, but I bet it cost more than five dollar!!
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, November 22, 2005, 08:55:54 » |
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I thought ze krauts were importing thai's and philopenos though? It wont be a hand shandy from some leiderhosen wearing shot puter, but I bet it cost more than five dollar!! And that makes it so much better!!!  |
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, November 22, 2005, 09:08:46 » |
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If that floats your boat I guess it does....Just wonder what they will do with them all once the world cup finishes....? You can bet your five dollar they wont be going home!
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