Email Spam

[Dazzza]

I seem to be inundated with absolute crap of late largely for "Vlagara" but this was a turn up for the books, to my home address as well.

Good afternoon Mrs Townend;
 
I send you the availability and the rates for your reservation.
 
Best regards;
 
Sara López
Dept. Reservas

La Pleta Hotel & Spa
www.lapleta.com
Ctra. de Baqueira a Beret, C.1700
25598 Baqueira - LLeida
Tel:  +34 973 645 550
Fax: +34 973 645 555

[Simon Pieman]

That's class.

[magicroundabout]

Mrs Townend??

i thought you was a male dazzza, or was it to your weekend address???

[Simon Pieman]

Which humourous chap set dazzza up then?

[STFCBird]

I got this one in my yahoo not long ago, It Def was not me that sent this!!!

Comments:
Sir, it is about time the Conservatives won the next General Election.
As a staunch Conservative supporter, I cannot stand 'New' Labour being
in power anymore.  Please will you get this poor country out of the
hands of Mr 'Bullshit' Blair and back into your safe hands.  To try and
be helpful, here are some pointers for you.  1.  Get the council tax
cost down and change the valuation law on it. As it stands, no-one is
happy with it and it doesn't make sense. 2. Stop the nanny state, I
doubt I need to explain this to you. 3. Get our troops out of Iraq as
Mr
Blair has made the biggest mistake of his life here with his lies,
although I admit I was glad to see the back of Saddam. 4. Sort out the
illegal immigrants, we are too small an island to cope with them all,
clamp down hard and deport all the people that shouldn't be here. 5.
Sort out the housing market (we cannot possibly afford to buy in the
present market). 6. Sort out the income tax (and other taxes) which are
so high that we (as a family) are really struggling. 7. Bin the hunting
ban, the only people that want it are the media hacks and their cronies
and they have no idea what they are talking about.
Oh, David Cameron (our local MP) is excellent by the way!!
Best of luck.
my name, Oxon

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Dear Ms Myname,

Thank you for your recent email to Michael Howard and the thoughtful
comments you made on a wide range of issues. He has asked me to reply
to
you on his behalf.

It was kind of you to write; your views will be carefully considered. A
lot of the issues you raise are being raised by the Party at present
and
we campaigned hard on many of the issues during the election.


Yours sincerely,
David Beal
Office of the Leader of the Opposition.


-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: 20 September 2005 22:41
To: HOWARD, Michael
Subject: Email to Michael Howard



Feedback submitted from the Conservative Party Website.



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Has MHWG written all over it.  I registered him at GAY.com just incase it was  

[fatbury]

lot of sense in that email Birdy  :scribe:

[STFCBird]

yeah but it has nothing to do with me

[Mexicano Rojo]

lot of sense in that email Birdy  :scribe:

fatbury you endear yourself to me more and more

[Nils]

Good stuff!

[Whits]

i got this

If fishing is a religion, fly fishing is high church. Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
A great man's greatest good luck is to die at the right time. He's the type who makes mountains out of molehills and then sells climbing equipment. The habit of looking on the best side of every event is worth more than a thousand pounds a years.

 :|

[Dazzza]

Re-post...

Sir and Madam,
We know that you are loking for 2 girls BUT please read our e-mail.
We are young people from Poland-EU country ( a couple, 24 years) who are looking for jobs in UK and Ireland (all Europe) . We both can work as general assistants to undartake all the followingin: houskeeping, waiting on, kitchen duties in hause,hotel, bar , we can work in garden,looking for children, cook, etc... We are able to do a physically demanding job. We ensure You all standards of cleanliness, hygiene and image.We love being with people and we are not afraid of long hours. We are non-smokers,non-conflicted, trustworthy people. We have driving-licence, good personality and English skills. We are open-hearted, friendly and honesty. We love work with animals.
We have expierience. Krzysztof worked as a gate- keeper, his job job included: gardening ( mowes down grass, cuts out dead wood,etc) fatigue duties, minor repairs ( repaired tap, etc), tinkers, ocassionaly running errands. He also took care of 2 dogs and house when owners were absent. Krzysztof is willing to learn new things, he helped people with painting house and fence.He cooks very well.
Paulina worked as a house-maid. She looked after 8 years girl. She always focused exactly on her duties: cooked meals for child, played with girl, red storybooks, carried child to school, etc. She is energetic, well-preapered and punctual young woman . Paulina’s job included also cleaning, dusting, vacuuming, laundry, ironing and some food shoping. She very good takes care of animals. She is willing to do all kinds of work.
If our qualifications meet your requirements, we would be pleased to receive futher details about job and salary you are offering. We will send our photos.
If you don’t contact us, you won’t know what a great oporunity you will missed.
Kind regards.
Paulina Durska and Krzysztof Ostrow

That was about 3 months back to the site admin address.

Paulina is breastfeeding me as I type.

[Sade]

I once received an email from a man showing me pictures of his Willy.He had obviously got the wrong adress.It said something like 'here are the pictures you have been longer for joanne' uurgh :? Whats worst was as I was reading it my mum was stood behind me.

[Spud]

I once received an email from a man showing me pictures of his Willy.He had obviously got the wrong adress.It said something like 'here are the pictures you have been longer for joanne' uurgh :? Whats worst was as I was reading it my mum was stood behind me.

You must have told him that you were Joanne.  

[reeves4england]

I once received an email from a man showing me pictures of his Willy.He had obviously got the wrong adress.It said something like 'here are the pictures you have been longer for joanne' uurgh :? Whats worst was as I was reading it my mum was stood behind me.

[Sade]

:x No I did not I'm still mentally distburbed to this very day by that I'll av ye know.

I once received an email from a man showing me pictures of his Willy.He had obviously got the wrong adress.It said something like 'here are the pictures you have been longer for joanne' uurgh :? Whats worst was as I was reading it my mum was stood behind me.

You must have told him that you were Joanne.