Well that was a class evening
Some of my favourite bits:Mickey and Tubs are in the local shop....
Mickey : ''have you got any chocolote'' ?
Tubs : ''yeeessss''
(goes over to look)
Mickey : ''have you got any curly whirlys'' ?
(Tubs looks at groin)
Tubs : ''they've all gone, my insides are all wrong you see''
Another one, bloke walks into the mad joke shop...Bloke : ''is this the joke shop'' ?
Guy behind counter : ''well unless the westgate have started selling rubber twats then yes'' !!
Pauline is talking to her sister Cathy Carter Smythe....Pauline : ''she's so ugly you know boys and girls that when she was born her incubator had tinted windows'' !
Cathy : ''Yeah well your so fat that your passport has an areial photograph and when you were born you gave the hospital stretch marks''!
