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« on: Wednesday, November 2, 2005, 12:50:46 »

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A complete football songbook of every english and scottish club.

One of my favourites...

Sung to Nottingham Forest fans.....

Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen
Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his merry men
Steals from the rich, gives to the poor

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Silly cunt, silly cunt, silly cunt  
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2005, 12:52:46 »

I got that for my birthday along with the worst player guide (Swindon's was Jason Drysdale!).

Fucking marvellous behaviour!
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2005, 12:53:17 »

what are the swindon songs?
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2005, 12:55:41 »

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what are the swindon songs?


2-1 To the Forest Boys!
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2005, 12:57:05 »

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what are the swindon songs?


All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
Swindon rule the west country and Oxford rule fuck all!

This one i have never heard....


Swindon, Swindon, Ra Ra Ra!
Oxford, Oxford, Ha Ha Ha!
Bristol, Bristol, Ba Ba Ba!
Scousers, Scousers, where's my car?  
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2005, 12:57:12 »

don't blame me, it was john smiths fault...
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2005, 16:07:19 »

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Quote from: "sonicyouth"
what are the swindon songs?


All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
Swindon rule the west country and Oxford rule fuck all!

This one i have never heard....


Swindon, Swindon, Ra Ra Ra!
Oxford, Oxford, Ha Ha Ha!
Bristol, Bristol, Ba Ba Ba!
Scousers, Scousers, where's my car?  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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When we get liverpool in the cup final, will sing it to the bastards!
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2005, 16:33:38 »

I like the last one
All things bright and beautiful is a classic!
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2005, 17:06:48 »

in my opinion, i don't like that book, not that many chants in it. you could find more on the internet and its cheaper  Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2005, 17:17:33 »

Got given it last Christmas, entertaining toilet book

Best Swindon chant is the infamous 'Going Down'/ 'So are we' one from when we played QPR in the Premiership.

Is the song that Norwich had for Peter Crouch in there still? I quite liked it.
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2005, 17:25:31 »

I might get it for my daddy for christmas,he likes hearing funny songs like that Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2005, 19:03:39 »

Ralphy, can you check the songbook for the Hearts European song? (to the tune of my way). I would like to sing along but don't know all of the words.  Oops

Cheers.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2005, 20:16:14 »

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Ralphy, can you check the songbook for the Hearts European song? (to the tune of my way). I would like to sing along but don't know all of the words.  Oops

Cheers.


And now, the end is near
We've followed Hearts from Perth to Paisley
We've travelled far, by bus and car
And other times we've gone by railway
We've been to Aberdeen
We hate the Hibs, they make us spew up
So make a noise, you Gorgie boys
We're going to Europe

To see HMFC
We'll even dig the channel tunnel
When we're afloat on some big boat
We'll tie our scarves around the funnel
We have no cares for other players
Like Rossi, Boniek or Tardelli
When we're overseas, the Hibs will be in Portobelly
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2005, 20:35:58 »

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Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Ralphy, can you check the songbook for the Hearts European song? (to the tune of my way). I would like to sing along but don't know all of the words.  Oops

Cheers.


And now, the end is near
We've followed Hearts from Perth to Paisley
We've travelled far, by bus and car
And other times we've gone by railway
We've been to Aberdeen
We hate the Hibs, they make us spew up
So make a noise, you Gorgie boys
We're going to Europe

To see HMFC
We'll even dig the channel tunnel
When we're afloat on some big boat
We'll tie our scarves around the funnel
We have no cares for other players
Like Rossi, Boniek or Tardelli
When we're overseas, the Hibs will be in Portobelly


Thankyou Ralphy, much obliged!
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2005, 20:37:19 »

You owe me a pint! That took ages to type whilst eating my cottage pie at the same time  Smiley

I'll be up your local in 20 mins  Smiley
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