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« Reply #75 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 17:13:34 » |
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Yeah i heard kidney stones are bad. Piles are particularly nasty so i hear from my older work mates  |
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« Reply #76 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 17:15:53 » |
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The women at work were talking about piles today :| They said it feels like having a bunch of grapes hanging from your ass I was not impressed.
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« Reply #77 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 17:16:11 » |
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Right...
Men and woman both go through pain, getting hit/kicked in the nuts really fucking hurts.....really
I dont get boob pain, I have no problem with football kits and nipples, then I always wear my shirts extremly baggy.
Nut sack swinging while running is annoying as hell, hence I wear cycling shorts to keep it all compact.
I played a whole season of football on a fractured footed.
Colds/flu dont stop me getting out of bed.
ummm, that is all.....
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« Reply #78 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 17:18:49 » |
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The women at work were talking about piles today :| They said it feels like having a bunch of grapes hanging from your ass I was not impressed. Nice :| |
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #79 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 18:39:43 » |
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I have this annoying tart at work that says this EVERY FUCKING DAY; 'Oooh my head is splitting'.
I would love to split her fucking head with a fucking axe, she is the most annoying person on the planet and will not fucking leave me alone on night outs! Does she not realise that there may be potential interested wenches on the prowl and her fucking putting her arm around me and touching my leg all the time is going to put off the lovely ladies!
Please Fuck off, I don't fancy you, you are an annoying bitch, leave me alone I would rather shag my gran than shag you!
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #80 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 18:48:14 » |
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Tell her you have genital herpes edinburgh  |
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« Reply #81 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 18:54:01 » |
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Tell her you have genital herpes edinburgh No, I have to work with her and she has a gob the size of the Andes!  |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #82 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 18:56:42 » |
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Tell her you have genital herpes edinburgh Your just scared she'll tell the whole office you have a very small willy |
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« Reply #83 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 19:04:08 » |
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Tell her you have genital herpes edinburgh Your just scared she'll tell the whole office you have a very small willy Harsh! :x I am happy with what I was given! (Where is that Swedish Penis Pump!!) |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #84 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 19:05:57 » |
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I have a tiddler when on my post round on a cold morning Going for a piss takes about 10 mins!  |
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« Reply #85 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 19:41:47 » |
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:shock: Your letting everyone know today arent you! I have a tiddler Going for a piss takes about 10 mins! |
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« Reply #86 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 20:43:04 » |
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I have a tiddler when on my post round on a cold morning Going for a piss takes about 10 mins! thanks for that Ralphy :roll: |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #87 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 20:55:22 » |
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No point lying, you allways get found out |
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« Reply #88 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2005, 16:44:46 » |
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My cold is worse today and I am not moaning I am stating  Sneezing every 5 minutes and I feel like a drip.I have to go to a bodyshop party at my mates aunties house too and I don't want to go!but I might as well. |
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #89 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2005, 19:01:02 » |
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My cold is worse today and I am not moaning I am stating Sneezing every 5 minutes and I feel like a drip.I have to go to a bodyshop party at my mates aunties house too and I don't want to go!but I might as well. Girl! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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