I've Caught The Man Flu

[mattboyslim]

I 'plastered up' before doing a 5K run in my town kit for fear of tyhe aforementioned complaint.

[magicroundabout]

I 'plastered up' before doing a 5K run in my town kit for fear of tyhe aforementioned complaint.

fuck that.
the amount of hair i have around my nipps it would kill ripping those bad boys off.

[Sade]

Get them waxed :shock: Yowza.

[Luci]

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:

I didn't realise this nipple thing was such an issue!!!

[magicroundabout]

you've opend up a can of worms with this one lady

[Ralphy]

I suffered another male joggers injury last summer too, my GP refered to it as 'Lifeboat Man's Testicle'.

Basically where your sack gets hot and swings against your leg when running it can cause a cyst

I had a shooting pain up my pelvis and a great big lump in my sack  :shock:

I was shitting myself i had testicular cancer.

It's named lifeboat man's testicle cos where they wear thick waterproofs, their balls get sweaty like a joggers.

That is all.

[Sade]

I had a weird conversation about nipples with my sister the other day We were debating whether when you get your nipples peirced to they have to be pert and as magic says 'errect'?other wise I would imagine it would be rather painful.Maybe the person peircing them,rubs cold spoons over them I don't know :shock:  :?

[magicroundabout]

I suffered another male joggers injury last summer too, my GP refered to it as 'Lifeboat Man's Testicle'.

Basically where your sack gets hot and swings against your leg when running it can cause a cyst

I had a shooting pain up my pelvis and a great big lump in my sack  :shock:

I was shitting myself i had testicular cancer.

It's named lifeboat man's testicle cos where they wear thick waterproofs, their balls get sweaty like a joggers.

That is all.

 :shock:  :shock:

i bet that fucking hurt.

did they just give you tablets or squeeze the little fella for you

[Simon Pieman]

They clamp the nipple then pierce. That's what someone told me

[Luci]

Basically where your sack gets hot and swings against your leg when running it can cause a cyst  

I had a shooting pain up my pelvis and a great big lump in my sack  

I was shitting myself i had testicular cancer.

It's named lifeboat man's testicle cos where they wear thick waterproofs, their balls get sweaty like a joggers.

the amount of hair i have around my nipps it would kill ripping those bad boys off.

its not so much opening a can of worms, I can't believe that everyone shares so much 'information' shall we say on here!!!

 :dead:

[Sade]

Maybe its a turn on to them.......... :shock:

Basically where your sack gets hot and swings against your leg when running it can cause a cyst  

I had a shooting pain up my pelvis and a great big lump in my sack  

I was shitting myself i had testicular cancer.

It's named lifeboat man's testicle cos where they wear thick waterproofs, their balls get sweaty like a joggers.

the amount of hair i have around my nipps it would kill ripping those bad boys off.

its not so much opening a can of worms, I can't believe that everyone shares so much 'information' shall we say on here!!!

 :dead:

[Ralphy]

I suffered another male joggers injury last summer too, my GP refered to it as 'Lifeboat Man's Testicle'.

Basically where your sack gets hot and swings against your leg when running it can cause a cyst

I had a shooting pain up my pelvis and a great big lump in my sack  :shock:

I was shitting myself i had testicular cancer.

It's named lifeboat man's testicle cos where they wear thick waterproofs, their balls get sweaty like a joggers.

That is all.

 :shock:  :shock:

i bet that fucking hurt.

did they just give you tablets or squeeze the little fella for you

I was on anti biotics (sp) for 2 weeks and had to have 2 inspections at the local hospital.

They rub gel on your sack and do a xray. It's rather nice  

[Sade]

:jaw1:

[magicroundabout]

I had a weird conversation about nipples with my sister the other day We were debating whether when you get your nipples peirced to they have to be pert and as magic says 'errect'?other wise I would imagine it would be rather painful.Maybe the person peircing them,rubs cold spoons over them I don't know :shock:  :?

also your nipple will stay 'PERT'/'ERRECT' all the time

[magicroundabout]

I suffered another male joggers injury last summer too, my GP refered to it as 'Lifeboat Man's Testicle'.

Basically where your sack gets hot and swings against your leg when running it can cause a cyst

I had a shooting pain up my pelvis and a great big lump in my sack  :shock:

I was shitting myself i had testicular cancer.

It's named lifeboat man's testicle cos where they wear thick waterproofs, their balls get sweaty like a joggers.

That is all.

 :shock:  :shock:

i bet that fucking hurt.

did they just give you tablets or squeeze the little fella for you

I was on anti biotics (sp) for 2 weeks and had to have 2 inspections at the local hospital.

They rub gel on your sack and do a xray. It's rather nice  

i had a ultra scan a couple of years back cos i had kidney stones.
that was rather nice feeling having all the jelly rubbed on your stomach.

kiddney stones on the other hand. they say the pain level is similar to that of giving birth as your trying to push a mellon out of your japs eye everytime you piss or want to piss.

it fucking killed