The coat effect...

[sonicyouth]

It just occured to me that since I've started wearing my Jose Mourinho coat - I had mine before he even won the CL - we've seen an improvement in performances.

The last time I wore the free black jacket I've got we lost 2-1 to Port Vale, the following week I didn't wear a jacket at Brentford and then for Stevenage and Scunthorpe I wore the coat and our results have improved.

Therefore, it's obvious that the improvement has nothing to do with Iffy or the players but is in fact due to my coat. For this reason, I shall wear it for the remainder of the season, even when it's boiling hot in May.

[mattboyslim]

I believe it may actually due to the wearing of one of my 'vodbull' t-shirts i procured from university.  Never worn to football until brentford, when worn under my town shirt, one of them has since been worn to stevnage and scunthorpe, and will continue to be worn until we lose, ie saturday.

[Tails]

We've yet to win a league game since I started college... College is bad luck   As its half term now we might win on Saturday  

[le god cuervo]

i wore a new coat/jacket thingy to brentford, stevenage & scunthorpe & we havent lost. not going to huddersfield though  

not that it makes a difference anyway

[DV]

I nocited after Brentford and Stevenage that I wore the same undershirt (it has been washed) I wore it again saturday as well

[Batch]

You lot are all wacko.

It is clearly the fact that I have been wearing my black polo shirt that has done it. Only problem is that the bastard now smells of baby sick and it needs washing.

[Whits]

i haven't changed my boxers since brentford  

[Sussex]

I didn't attend Brentford, Stevenage or Scunthorpe.

Think it could be for the best that I carry on staying away  :|