I think we should keep a record every week of who is where on a Saturday night, and give it to the manager at the end of the season. Should make for some interesting reading Mr Pook......
Too late by then.
Do it now.
Get the Trust to buy a set of ankle tags so they can be tracked.
Could even get them to call Iffy every hour so he knows what they're up to. Or he could call them on the hour.
Might be able to get them all a bleeper like they have in hospitals.
Could get them to call Iffy if they want to go out.
Better still, they could call you or Onion Jimbo and ask for your permission.
Better still ............ get a life